Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

This page lists all of Apu Nahasapeemapetilon's interactive dialogue in The Simpsons Hit & Run. Conversational dialogue will be added at a later date.

File Speaker Dialogue
apu\d_aidestroy_apu_excell.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Never have I seen such excellence.
apu\d_aidestroy_apu_impress.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon I am most assuredly impressed.
apu\d_aidestroy_apu_thrill.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon That was most thrilling!
apu\d_aidestroy_apu_trem.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Tremendous!
apu\d_air_apu_fun.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon I am having so much fun.
apu\d_air_apu_house.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon I can see my house from here!
apu\d_air_apu_maha.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon I am higher than the Maharishi!
apu\d_air_apu_vishnu.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Vishnu! Here I come!
apu\d_arrive_apu_easy.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon I make this look easy.
apu\d_arrive_apu_here.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Here we are at the destination.
apu\d_arrive_apu_karma.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Good karma.
apu\d_bcrash_apu_future.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Perhaps I should refrain from doing that in the future.
apu\d_bcrash_apu_ohno.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oh no!
apu\d_bcrash_apu_skull.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Ah! I smashed my skull!
apu\d_break_apu_clean.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Hah! Cleanup in aisle one!
apu\d_break_apu_random.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon This is just between me and you, random object.
apu\d_break_apu_shiva.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oh, Shiva smiles on such behavior.
apu\d_burn_apu_metal.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon This is not good for my insurance.
apu\d_carway_apu_vehicle.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Move your clumsy vehicle!
apu\d_carway_apu_way.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Get out of the way!
apu\d_damage_apu_dear.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oh, dear.
apu\d_damage_apu_disgrace.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oh, never have I seen such a four wheel disgrace.
apu\d_damage_apu_ohno.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oh, no!
apu\d_damage_apu_think2.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon What in the hell were you thinking, sir?
apu\d_dcar_apu_mad.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oh, Manjula is going to be so mad.
apu\d_dcar_apu_outlet.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oh, that was an expensive mistake.
apu\d_door_apu_drivea.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon If you want to drive one of these, get your own twenty-two-hour-a-day job!
apu\d_door_apu_today.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Get in the car please, I have many places to go today.
apu\d_hitp_apu_dear.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oh, dear.
apu\d_hitp_apu_entertain.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oh, your misfortune is most entertaining.
apu\d_hitp_apu_fear.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oh do not fear, you will be reincarnated.
apu\d_hitp_apu_step.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon You should not have stepped in front of my car.
apu\d_mcrash_apu_dear.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oh, dear.
apu\d_mcrash_apu_disgrace.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oh, never have I seen such a four wheel disgrace.
apu\d_mcrash_apu_hell.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon *scoff* What in the hell were you thinking?
apu\d_missp_apu_fault.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Not my fault!
apu\d_missp_apu_silly.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Get out of my way, silly pedestrian!
apu\d_missp_apu_watch.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Why don't you watch where you are walking?!
apu\d_time_apu_late.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Apu does not like to be late.
apu\d_time_apu_rate.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon We are never going to get there at this rate.
apu\p_hitbyc_apu_01.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Stop you crazy driver!
apu\p_hitbyc_apu_rude.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon That was so rude.
apu\p_hitbyc_apu_skull.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Ah! I smashed my skull!
apu\p_hitbyc_apu_wound.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Dooh! That has reopened my many gunshot wounds.
apu\p_hitbyw_apu_01.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oh!
apu\p_hitbyw_apu_02.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Ouch!
apu\p_hitbyw_apu_03.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Goodness!
apu\p_hitbyw_apu_04.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oh my!
apu\p_hitbyw_apu_05.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Ah!
apu\p_hitbyw_apu_06.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Yoh!
apu\p_hitbyw_apu_07.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Hooney!
apu\p_hitbyw_apu_08.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oh no!
apu\p_hitbyw_apu_09.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Please don't!
apu\p_nhitbyc_apu_02.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Goodness!
apu\p_nhitbyc_apu_03.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oh no!
apu\p_nhitbyc_apu_04.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Please don't!
apu\p_nhitbyc_apu_flesh.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Look out! My flesh is less resilient than it looks.
apu\w_activate_apu_go.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Push push push!
apu\w_activate_apu_hope.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon I hope this works.
apu\w_activate_apu_try.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Hm, let's try this thing.
apu\w_aidestroy_apu_impress.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon I am most assuredly impressed.
apu\w_aidestroy_apu_never.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Never have I seen such excellence.
apu\w_aidestroy_apu_thrilling.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon That was most thrilling!
apu\w_aidestroy_apu_trem.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Tremendous!
apu\w_air_apu_fun.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon I am having so much fun.
apu\w_air_apu_house.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon I can see my house from here!
apu\w_air_apu_maha.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon I am higher than the Maharishi!
apu\w_air_apu_vishnu.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Vishnu! Here I come!
apu\w_arrive_apu_easy.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon I make this look easy.
apu\w_arrive_apu_here.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Here we are at the destination.
apu\w_arrive_apu_karma.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Good karma.
apu\w_askfood_apu_fatty.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Alright, juvenile. Serve me a fatty poison of some kind.
apu\w_askfood_apu_food.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon My huge potbelly is completely empty.
apu\w_askfood_apu_giving.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Please to be giving me something to eat, thank you.
apu\w_askfood_apu_kill.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon What do you have that won't immediately kill me?
apu\w_askfood_apu_outside.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon How odd to eat non Kwik-E-Mart food.
apu\w_askfood_apu_vegan.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Do you have anything at all made of chickpeas?
apu\w_askride_apu_life.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon If you give me a ride, I will pay you a million dollars in the next life I promise.
apu\w_askride_apu_ride.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Could I possibly get a ride?
apu\w_bcrash_apu_driving.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon What are you trying to prove with this crazy driving?!
apu\w_bcrash_apu_future.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Perhaps I should refrain from doing that in the future.
apu\w_bcrash_apu_ohno.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oh, no!
apu\w_bcrash_apu_skull.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Ah! I smashed my skull!
apu\w_breakca_apu_01.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Call me the Hindu God of Death! Oof!
apu\w_breakca_apu_creepy.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oof, these things are just too creepy. Oof!
apu\w_breakca_apu_forgive.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oh, forgive my action, little device!
apu\w_breakca_apu_forgivea.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oh, forgive my action, little device.
apu\w_breakca_apu_lessa.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon One less of you.
apu\w_break_apu_aisle.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Hah! Cleanup in aisle one!
apu\w_break_apu_random.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon This is just between me and you, random object.
apu\w_break_apu_shiva.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oh, Shiva smiles on such behavior.
apu\w_burn_apu_blood.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon I am a lean, mean, vindaloo machine!
apu\w_burn_apu_cricket.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Jiminy crickets!
apu\w_burn_apu_power.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Three hundred horses of convenient power!
apu\w_card_apu_01.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon I hope these unlock many secrets.
apu\w_card_apu_collect.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Collecting useless things makes me feel like a true American!
apu\w_card_apu_many.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon I wonder how many of these there are.
apu\w_card_apu_manya.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon I wonder how many of these there are?
apu\w_card_apu_who.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Who would put such a thing in such a place?
apu\w_carway_apu_cracker.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Move it, cracker!
apu\w_carway_apu_hindu.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Hindu coming through!
apu\w_carway_apu_whitey.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Hey, move it, whitey!
apu\w_char_apu_04.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oh!
apu\w_char_apu_05.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Hah!
apu\w_char_apu_flesh.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Look out! My flesh is less resilient than it looks.
apu\w_char_apu_kwik.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Stay out of my way please, Kwik-E-Mart business!
apu\w_char_apu_silly.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Out of my way, silly customer!
apu\w_damage_apu_four2.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Never have I seen such a four wheel disgrace.
apu\w_damage_apu_hell.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon *scoff* What in the hell were you thinking?!
apu\w_damage_apu_hell2.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon What in the hell were you thinking, sir?
apu\w_damage_apu_ohdear.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oh, dear.
apu\w_damage_apu_ohno.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oh, no!
apu\w_dcar_apu_dear.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oh, dear.
apu\w_dcar_apu_shame.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon You should feel only moderate shame.
apu\w_dcar_apu_suck.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Forgive the rudeness but, you suck.
apu\w_dcar_apu_think2.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon What in the hell were you thinking, sir?
apu\w_fall_apu_dream.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oh please, be a dream!
apu\w_fall_apu_poor.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oh! What a poor decision!
apu\w_fall_apu_whoa.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Whoa!
apu\w_foodreply_apu_bacon.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Perhaps a little chocolate-covered bacon will suit your needs.
apu\w_foodreply_apu_canada.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon This batter-fried chili dog is illegal in seven states!
apu\w_foodreply_apu_combo.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Perhaps the crazy name of my new Crazy Value Combo will appeal to you.
apu\w_foodreply_apu_curry.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Perhaps this curry pixie stick will suit your fancy.
apu\w_foodreply_apu_energy.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon This new health bar is pure chocolate.
apu\w_foodreply_apu_fats.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Might I suggest the new Cheddar Squishee. It's the latest thing in chilled fats!
apu\w_foodreply_apu_indian.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon This new Squishee Vindaloo will bring out the Indian in anyone.
apu\w_foodreply_apu_karmic.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon The additives in this microwave burrito will extend, or shorten, your life.
apu\w_foodreply_apu_meat.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon I think you will find this cylindrical meat casing most enjoyable.
apu\w_foodreply_apu_mystery.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Maybe you would care to eat what's in the mystery box.
apu\w_foodreply_apu_needs.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Perhaps some surprisingly expensive penny candy will suit your needs.
apu\w_foodreply_apu_pork.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Try our new Pork Squishee! It's Ham-tastic!
apu\w_foodreply_apu_sanjay.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon I'm so glad you came. If I don't increase profits, I'll have to sell Sanjay to the Krusty Burger!
apu\w_foodreply_apu_shrimp.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Perhaps a little, quote-unquote, "shrimp" will tide you over.
apu\w_foodreply_apu_sticks.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon I would be happy to suggest these new pretzel rods. They're made by an oil company.
apu\w_foodreply_apu_sticksa.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon I would be happy to suggest these new pretzel rods. They're made by an oil company!
apu\w_goc_apu_air.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oof, the fresh air is somewhat confusing.
apu\w_goc_apu_finish.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oof, I must finish quickly or vomit.
apu\w_goc_apu_lithe.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon I hope I am still the lithe runner I was in my youth!
apu\w_greeting_apu_fine.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon How are you this fine day?
apu\w_greeting_apu_loyal.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Greetings, loyal customer!
apu\w_hitbyc_apu_rude.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon That was so rude!
apu\w_hitbyc_apu_skull.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Ah! I smashed my skull!
apu\w_hitbyc_apu_wound.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Dooh! That has reopened my many gunshot wounds.
apu\w_hitp_apu_01.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Thank you for not dodging!
apu\w_hitp_apu_02.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Your misfortune is most entertaining to me.
apu\w_hitp_apu_car.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon You should not have stepped in front of my car.
apu\w_hitp_apu_enter.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oh, your misfortune is most entertaining.
apu\w_hitp_apu_fear.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oh do not fear, you will be reincarnated.
apu\w_hitp_apu_silly.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Get out of my way, silly pedestrian!
apu\w_longjump_apu_excell.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Most excellent!
apu\w_longjump_apu_thrill.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon That was most thrilling!
apu\w_longjump_apu_trem.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Tremendous!
apu\w_mcrash_apu_ability.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oh, how unproductive.
apu\w_mcrash_apu_dear.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oh, dear.
apu\w_mcrash_apu_four.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oh, never have I seen such a four wheel disgrace.
apu\w_mcrash_apu_ohno.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oh, no!
apu\w_mcrash_apu_think.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon *scoff* What in the hell were you thinking?
apu\w_mfail_apu_end.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon It looks like the end of the road for Apu.
apu\w_mfail_apu_failure.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oh, I cannot watch such a display of failure!
apu\w_mfail_apu_feel.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon I feel like an untouchable!
apu\w_mfail_apu_shame.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon I have brought shame to my family and my store.
apu\w_missa_apu_cracker.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Move it, cracker!
apu\w_missa_apu_going.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Why don't you watch where you're going?!
apu\w_missa_apu_hindu.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Hindu coming through!
apu\w_missa_apu_whitey.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Hey, move it, whitey!
apu\w_missp_apu_car.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon You should not have stepped in front of my car.
apu\w_missp_apu_dear.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oh, dear.
apu\w_missp_apu_silly.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Get out of my way, silly pedestrian!
apu\w_mstart_apu_odor.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon I must admit, the smell of fresh air is much more pleasing than the odor of the hot dog machine.
apu\w_mstart_apu_store.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Hopefully my store will not be robbed more than four times while I am driving around today.
apu\w_mstart_apu_teens.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oh, I had better hurry. Last time I left my store, hoodlums put pornography in the bridal magazines.
apu\w_mvic_apu_01.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Thank you all for coming, I'll see you in hell!
apu\w_mvic_apu_03.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Shiva H. Vishnu! My jubilation knows no bounds!
apu\w_mvic_apu_brahmin.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oh! I feel like a Brahmin!
apu\w_mvic_apu_come.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Thank you, come again.
apu\w_mvic_apu_driver.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon I am the greatest driver in all the land!
apu\w_mvic_apu_glory.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon I have brought glory to the name of Nahasapeemapetilon!
apu\w_mvic_apu_like.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon That's it Apu, make them like it!
apu\w_newai_apu_come.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Where'd that guy come from?
apu\w_newai_apu_kid.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon You have got to be kidding me.
apu\w_newai_apu_ohno.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oh, no!
apu\w_objectw_apu_hurry.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon I've got to hurry up or my arranged bride will chastise me!
apu\w_objectw_apu_papa.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Come to papa, random object!
apu\w_objectw_apu_room.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon I hope I have room in my pants for this.
apu\w_objectw_apu_sense.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Who put this here? It makes no sense!
apu\w_passed_apu_cheat.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oh come on, he cheated!
apu\w_passed_apu_comeon.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Color me outraged!
apu\w_passed_apu_disgrace.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oh, what a disgrace!
apu\w_pass_apu_chance.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon You have no chance!
apu\w_pass_apu_vehicle.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Too slow, opposing vehicle!
apu\w_pass_apu_woohoo.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Woohoo!
apu\w_ridereply_apu_azteca.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon I hope you like loud Indian music, because I do! *loud Indian music*
apu\w_ridereply_apu_childrena.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Eh, why not. Anything to keep me from my family, ha!
apu\w_ridereply_apu_jiffy.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon I'll be there in a jiffy, or my name isn't Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.
apu\w_ridereply_apu_karma.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Of course, it will be good for my karma.
apu\w_ridereply_apu_kwik.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Come on in. Sorry, but I'm bleeding from a recent gunshot wound. Oof.
apu\w_ridereply_apu_meat.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon I hope you don't mind, my car smells like chutney.
apu\w_ridereply_apu_minor.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oh sure, with my twenty-two-hour work day, I have lots of time to help out minor acquaintances.
apu\w_ridereply_apu_nudity.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Please don't sit on my Ganesh doll.
apu\w_ridereply_apu_police.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Get in, whitey!
apu\w_springboard_apu_01.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Bouncy bouncy!
apu\w_springboard_apu_acro.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oh, I am surprisingly acrobatic!
apu\w_springboard_apu_flying.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon I'm flying!
apu\w_springboard_apu_whee.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Whee!
apu\w_tail_apu_bargain.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon That car belongs in the bargain bin!
apu\w_tail_apu_easier.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Your failure shames you! Yes you!
apu\w_tail_apu_try.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Nice try, foolish driver!
apu\w_time_apu_hurry.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oh, I must hurry in a forward direction!
apu\w_time_apu_late.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Apu does not like to be late.
apu\w_time_apu_rate.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon We are never going to get there at this rate.
apu\w_turbo_apu_01.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon My cardio is shot!
apu\w_turbo_apu_02.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oh, my giant gut is slowing me down.
apu\w_turbo_apu_breath.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oh, fathering eight children has really hurt my stamina.
apu\w_turbo_apu_minute.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Just give me a minute, to catch my breath.
apu\w_turbo_apu_sleep.rsd Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Oh, I should sleep more.
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