Groundskeeper Willie

This page lists all of Groundskeeper Willie's dialogue in The Simpsons Hit & Run.

File Speaker Dialogue
willie\p_hitbyc_wil_01.rsd Groundskeeper Willie I'll cobble your mockers!
willie\p_hitbyc_wil_02.rsd Groundskeeper Willie Oh, what did you go and do that for?!
willie\p_hitbyc_wil_03.rsd Groundskeeper Willie If you were in Scotland, we'd dunk you in the pig slop!
willie\p_hitbyc_wil_04.rsd Groundskeeper Willie Auch, that's gonna leave a mark!
willie\p_hitbyc_wil_05.rsd Groundskeeper Willie Ech, I need some of Scotland's finest right now.
willie\p_hitbyc_wil_06.rsd Groundskeeper Willie You call that a crushing blow?!
willie\p_hitbyc_wil_07.rsd Groundskeeper Willie Damn you American drivers!
willie\p_hitbyc_wil_08.rsd Groundskeeper Willie Ehh, it's high school all over again!
willie\p_hitbyc_wil_09.rsd Groundskeeper Willie Gah!
willie\p_hitbyc_wil_10.rsd Groundskeeper Willie Auch!
willie\p_hitbyc_wil_11.rsd Groundskeeper Willie Eh!
willie\p_hitbyc_wil_12.rsd Groundskeeper Willie Ooch!
willie\p_hitbyc_wil_13.rsd Groundskeeper Willie Argh!
willie\p_hitbyc_wil_14.rsd Groundskeeper Willie Ough!
willie\p_hitbyw_wil_01.rsd Groundskeeper Willie Sod off, you mockers.
willie\p_hitbyw_wil_02.rsd Groundskeeper Willie Oh, what did you go and do that for?
willie\p_hitbyw_wil_03.rsd Groundskeeper Willie You'd get eaten alive on the streets of Glasgow.
willie\p_hitbyw_wil_04.rsd Groundskeeper Willie Eh, just give up.
willie\p_hitbyw_wil_05.rsd Groundskeeper Willie Are you starting something?
willie\p_hitbyw_wil_06.rsd Groundskeeper Willie Don't make me whale on you.
willie\p_hitbyw_wil_07.rsd Groundskeeper Willie *distressed Scotsman noises*
willie\p_hitbyw_wil_07a.rsd Groundskeeper Willie *distressed Scotsman noises*
willie\p_hitbyw_wil_08.rsd Groundskeeper Willie Auch, I should have moved to the highlands of Springfield.
willie\p_nhitbyc_wil_01.rsd Groundskeeper Willie Watch where you're going!
willie\p_nhitbyc_wil_02.rsd Groundskeeper Willie Are you daft?!
willie\p_nhitbyc_wil_03.rsd Groundskeeper Willie The Scots have a word for you, crap!
willie\p_nhitbyc_wil_04.rsd Groundskeeper Willie Don't make Willie angry, you wouldn't like Willie when he's angry!
willie\p_nhitbyc_wil_05.rsd Groundskeeper Willie Why don't you watch where you're going, you filthy colonial?!
willie\p_nhitbyc_wil_06.rsd Groundskeeper Willie Don't make me throw my caber at you!
willie\p_nhitbyc_wil_07.rsd Groundskeeper Willie I should brown bottle you!
willie\p_nhitbyc_wil_08.rsd Groundskeeper Willie Give me one more reason not to throttle your knackers!
willie\w_doorbell_wil_shack01.rsd Willie behind a door Stay out, it's Willie's time.
willie\w_doorbell_wil_shack02.rsd Willie behind a door This isn't, this isn't right at all.
willie\w_doorbell_wil_shack03.rsd Willie behind a door Unless you're a bonnie Scottish lass in a bonnie wee kilt, shove off!
willie\w_doorbell_wil_shack04.rsd Willie behind a door Aw, look what you've gone and done. I've burnt me haggis!
willie\w_doorbell_wil_shack05.rsd Willie behind a door Unless ye be from the sweepstakes, sod off!
willie\w_idlereply_wil_bagpipe.rsd Groundskeeper Willie Oh, my delicate hands are chapped from cleaning the puke all day!
willie\w_idlereply_wil_corn.rsd Groundskeeper Willie Auch, I'll never want to see another mouthful of creamed corn as long as I live.
willie\w_idlereply_wil_fingers.rsd Groundskeeper Willie I got a bad case of haggis breath, so stand back laddy!
willie\w_idlereply_wil_french.rsd Groundskeeper Willie Ah, it's a great day for beating up an English toff!
willie\w_idlereply_wil_grease.rsd Groundskeeper Willie There's nary a man alive who can outrun a greased Scotsman.
willie\w_idlereply_wil_little.rsd Groundskeeper Willie Run along wee ones, I've got no time for your nonsense.
willie\w_idlereply_wil_mother.rsd Groundskeeper Willie I've got to get home, the Glasgow Derby kicks off in three minutes!
willie\w_idlereply_wil_novel.rsd Groundskeeper Willie In Scotland, I had a PhD... in rioting!
willie\w_idlereply_wil_sequin.rsd Groundskeeper Willie Eh, the kilt's just for day-to-day wear. In battle, we donned a full ball gown, covered in sequins!
willie\w_idlereply_wil_soccer.rsd Groundskeeper Willie My father just lost an arm in a soccer riot.
conversations\c_tractor_2_convinit_wil_l4.rsd Groundskeeper Willie Err, I've got to sell my beloved tractor. My father's been thrown in the clink for football hooliganism and I've no money for his bail.
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