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Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Dialogue

This page lists transcriptions of all of Apu Nahasapeemapetilon's dialogue in The Simpsons: Hit & Run.

conversations Folder

c_borrowing_1_convinit_apu_l5.rsd

Mr. Homer, sir. Do you have an oversized vehicle that I might be borrowing?

c_borrowing_3_convinit_apu_l5.rsd

Fine, whatever.

c_burger_1_convinit_apu_l3m3.rsd

Oh, this is terrible! A very bad man is delivering roadkill to all the Krusty Burgers, which are cheaper than my Kwik-E-Dogs!

c_clown(2)_1_convinit_apu_l5m4.rsd

Hello, famous American clown. I wish to ask a favor.

c_clown(2)_3_convinit_apu_l5m4.rsd

I require information about trucks delivering evil cola. How can I get this classified data?

c_clown_5_convinit_apu_l5m4.rsd

Thank you, horrible man.

c_congrats_2_convinit_apu_l1.rsd

What happened to the ice cream with mini pies your wife bought this morning?

c_cud_2_noboxconv_apu_l3m3.rsd

This is a moment of joy for us both!

c_dmv_2_convinit_apu_l5m5.rsd

Oh, thank you. Thank you, my violent associate!

c_emergency(2)_2_convinit_apu_l5m3.rsd

Oh no, my babies!

c_fail1_2_noboxconv_apu_l5r1.rsd

Oof, I feel a need to wash myself vigorously.

c_fail2_1_noboxconv_apu_l5r3.rsd

So how did I do?

c_fail2_2_noboxconv_apu_l5r1.rsd

OK, now I am scared.

c_hideout_1_noboxconv_apu_l5m6.rsd

What possible service could this be to the community?

c_hovercar_2_convinit_apu_l5.rsd

No, nothing specifically of the hovering kind, no.

c_hovercar_4_convinit_apu_l5.rsd

What are you talking about?

c_hovercar_6_convinit_apu_l5.rsd

OK, what on earth can I do?

c_intro_1_convinit_apu_l5r1.rsd

Hello, little customer. Are you here to help me in some fashion?

c_intro_1_convinit_apu_l5r2.rsd

Hello, little hoodlum. What is causing you to be standing here now?

c_intro_1_convinit_apu_l5r3.rsd

Hey, aren't you the boy who nearly drowned in the nacho cheese?

c_intro_3_convinit_apu_l5r1.rsd

The hair is your protein.

c_italian_1_convinit_apu_l5m2.rsd

Hello, stereotypical Italians. Please to tell me the source of the evil cola.

c_italian_3_convinit_apu_l5m2.rsd

Oh my gosh, your thinly-veiled threat has reminded me of my fatherly duties! I'm supposed to pick up the octuplets at the doctor's!

c_jerkwater_2_noboxconv_apu_l3m3.rsd

Perhaps you should consult Professor Frink at the observatory. He seems to know everything, except why I ever came to this jerkwater burg.

c_mob_1_noboxconv_apu_l5m1.rsd

The Legitimate Businessman's Social Club. Looks like Apu Nahasapeemapetilon is taking on... the mob!

c_mugging_2_convinit_apu_l5m5.rsd

Oh, what good luck, a criminal!

c_mugging_4_convinit_apu_l5m5.rsd

Surely a violent filthbag such as yourself could find out who is driving the black cola vans.

c_mugging_6_convinit_apu_l5m5.rsd

It is a deal.

c_mugging_8_convinit_apu_l5m5.rsd

Yes yes, whatever.

c_museum_1_convinit_apu_l5m7.rsd

Oh, Mr. Bart! I have discovered that the evil cola is being made in the Springfield Museum!

c_museum_3_convinit_apu_l5m7.rsd

And my car is out of gas!

c_museum_5_convinit_apu_l5m7.rsd

At those prices? No way!

c_profanity_1_convinit_apu_l5m6.rsd

If you do not tell me who owns the cola trucks, then I will be forced to use... profanity!

c_profanity_3_convinit_apu_l5m6.rsd

The museum! Oh, each level of this adventure is more exciting than the last!

c_redeem_1_convinit_apu_l5m1.rsd

Oh, I have been selling tainted cola. Unless I redeem myself, I will be reincarnated as a sea cucumber, or worse, a land cucumber! I must find the source of this evil beverage, the soda invoice commanded I go here, but I see no cola factory. Ooh, a cola truck! Time for me to do that Hindu that I do.

c_relief_2_convinit_apu_l5b1.rsd

Ugh, do not patronize my faith, OK?

c_scared_2_convinit_apu_l6m1.rsd

I'm sorry sir, but I cannot speak English, I only speak Hindi.

c_scared_4_convinit_apu_l6m1.rsd

Uh, yes I learned these phonetically.

c_scared_6_convinit_apu_l6m1.rsd

Up-down, up-down, go hot dog, butter my undershirt, blah blah blah.

c_seedy_1_convinit_apu_l5m4.rsd

Perhaps I should consult someone with connections to Springfield's seedy underbelly.

c_stinkdog_2_noboxconv_apu_l2m5.rsd

Please stop what you are doing, no one can sell rotten meat in this town but me!

c_success_2_convinit_apu_l5r2.rsd

I am American!

c_success_2_convinit_apu_l5r3.rsd

Oh, thank the gods there is!

c_tainted_2_convinit_apu_l4m7.rsd

Oh, there is little here not tainted in some way. Even the astrology scrolls give poor advice. But, I will get to the bottom of this.

c_tainted_4_convinit_apu_l4m7.rsd

Careful, Mrs. Simpson, this cola makes people do irrational things without guilt. It is as though they have bottled the effects of a raging frat kegger.

c_trust_1_convinit_apu_l5m6.rsd

Sir, this folder is empty! To rob me is one thing, but I never expected you to lie.

c_trust_3_convinit_apu_l5m6.rsd

Oh, I should know better than to trust that demented chuckle, but OK.

c_tushie_1_convinit_apu_l5m3.rsd

Quickly! Cover my incontinent children's tushies!

c_victim_1_noboxconv_apu_l5m5.rsd

Empty! I am the victim of chicanery most vile!

apu Folder

d_aidestroy_apu_excell.rsd

Never have I seen such excellence.

d_aidestroy_apu_impress.rsd

I am most assuredly impressed.

d_aidestroy_apu_thrill.rsd

That was most thrilling!

d_aidestroy_apu_trem.rsd

Tremendous!

d_air_apu_fun.rsd

I am having so much fun.

d_air_apu_house.rsd

I can see my house from here!

d_air_apu_maha.rsd

I am higher than the Maharishi!

d_air_apu_vishnu.rsd

Vishnu! Here I come!

d_arrive_apu_easy.rsd

I make this look easy.

d_arrive_apu_here.rsd

Here we are at the destination.

d_arrive_apu_karma.rsd

Good karma.

d_bcrash_apu_future.rsd

Perhaps I should refrain from doing that in the future.

d_bcrash_apu_ohno.rsd

Oh no!

d_bcrash_apu_skull.rsd

Ah! I smashed my skull!

d_break_apu_clean.rsd

Hah! Cleanup in aisle one!

d_break_apu_random.rsd

This is just between me and you, random object.

d_break_apu_shiva.rsd

Oh, Shiva smiles on such behavior.

d_burn_apu_metal.rsd

This is not good for my insurance.

d_carway_apu_vehicle.rsd

Move your clumsy vehicle!

d_carway_apu_way.rsd

Get out of the way!

d_damage_apu_dear.rsd

Oh, dear.

d_damage_apu_disgrace.rsd

Oh, never have I seen such a four wheel disgrace.

d_damage_apu_ohno.rsd

Oh, no!

d_damage_apu_think2.rsd

What in the hell were you thinking, sir?

d_dcar_apu_mad.rsd

Oh, Manjula is going to be so mad.

d_dcar_apu_outlet.rsd

Oh, that was an expensive mistake.

d_door_apu_drivea.rsd

If you want to drive one of these, get your own twenty-two-hour-a-day job!

d_door_apu_today.rsd

Get in the car please, I have many places to go today.

d_hitp_apu_dear.rsd

Oh, dear.

d_hitp_apu_entertain.rsd

Oh, your misfortune is most entertaining.

d_hitp_apu_fear.rsd

Oh do not fear, you will be reincarnated.

d_hitp_apu_step.rsd

You should not have stepped in front of my car.

d_mcrash_apu_dear.rsd

Oh, dear.

d_mcrash_apu_disgrace.rsd

Oh, never have I seen such a four wheel disgrace.

d_mcrash_apu_hell.rsd

scoff What in the hell were you thinking?

d_missp_apu_fault.rsd

Not my fault!

d_missp_apu_silly.rsd

Get out of my way, silly pedestrian!

d_missp_apu_watch.rsd

Why don't you watch where you are walking?!

d_time_apu_late.rsd

Apu does not like to be late.

d_time_apu_rate.rsd

We are never going to get there at this rate.

p_hitbyc_apu_01.rsd

Stop you crazy driver!

p_hitbyc_apu_rude.rsd

That was so rude.

p_hitbyc_apu_skull.rsd

Ah! I smashed my skull!

p_hitbyc_apu_wound.rsd

Dooh! That has reopened my many gunshot wounds.

p_hitbyw_apu_01.rsd

Oh!

p_hitbyw_apu_02.rsd

Ouch!

p_hitbyw_apu_03.rsd

Goodness!

p_hitbyw_apu_04.rsd

Oh my!

p_hitbyw_apu_05.rsd

Ah!

p_hitbyw_apu_06.rsd

Yoh!

p_hitbyw_apu_07.rsd

Hooney!

p_hitbyw_apu_08.rsd

Oh no!

p_hitbyw_apu_09.rsd

Please don't!

p_nhitbyc_apu_02.rsd

Goodness!

p_nhitbyc_apu_03.rsd

Oh no!

p_nhitbyc_apu_04.rsd

Please don't!

p_nhitbyc_apu_flesh.rsd

Look out! My flesh is less resilient than it looks.

w_activate_apu_go.rsd

Push push push!

w_activate_apu_hope.rsd

I hope this works.

w_activate_apu_try.rsd

Hm, let's try this thing.

w_aidestroy_apu_impress.rsd

I am most assuredly impressed.

w_aidestroy_apu_never.rsd

Never have I seen such excellence.

w_aidestroy_apu_thrilling.rsd

That was most thrilling!

w_aidestroy_apu_trem.rsd

Tremendous!

w_air_apu_fun.rsd

I am having so much fun.

w_air_apu_house.rsd

I can see my house from here!

w_air_apu_maha.rsd

I am higher than the Maharishi!

w_air_apu_vishnu.rsd

Vishnu! Here I come!

w_arrive_apu_easy.rsd

I make this look easy.

w_arrive_apu_here.rsd

Here we are at the destination.

w_arrive_apu_karma.rsd

Good karma.

w_askfood_apu_fatty.rsd

Alright, juvenile. Serve me a fatty poison of some kind.

w_askfood_apu_food.rsd

My huge potbelly is completely empty.

w_askfood_apu_giving.rsd

Please to be giving me something to eat, thank you.

w_askfood_apu_kill.rsd

What do you have that won't immediately kill me?

w_askfood_apu_outside.rsd

How odd to eat non Kwik-E-Mart food.

w_askfood_apu_vegan.rsd

Do you have anything at all made of chickpeas?

w_askride_apu_life.rsd

If you give me a ride, I will pay you a million dollars in the next life I promise.

w_askride_apu_ride.rsd

Could I possibly get a ride?

w_bcrash_apu_driving.rsd

What are you trying to prove with this crazy driving?!

w_bcrash_apu_future.rsd

Perhaps I should refrain from doing that in the future.

w_bcrash_apu_ohno.rsd

Oh, no!

w_bcrash_apu_skull.rsd

Ah! I smashed my skull!

w_breakca_apu_01.rsd

Call me the Hindu God of Death! Oof!

w_breakca_apu_creepy.rsd

Oof, these things are just too creepy. Oof!

w_breakca_apu_forgive.rsd

Oh, forgive my action, little device!

w_breakca_apu_forgivea.rsd

Oh, forgive my action, little device.

w_breakca_apu_lessa.rsd

One less of you.

w_break_apu_aisle.rsd

Hah! Cleanup in aisle one!

w_break_apu_random.rsd

This is just between me and you, random object.

w_break_apu_shiva.rsd

Oh, Shiva smiles on such behavior.

w_burn_apu_blood.rsd

I am a lean, mean, vindaloo machine!

w_burn_apu_cricket.rsd

Jiminy crickets!

w_burn_apu_power.rsd

Three hundred horses of convenient power!

w_card_apu_01.rsd

I hope these unlock many secrets.

w_card_apu_collect.rsd

Collecting useless things makes me feel like a true American!

w_card_apu_many.rsd

I wonder how many of these there are.

w_card_apu_manya.rsd

I wonder how many of these there are?

w_card_apu_who.rsd

Who would put such a thing in such a place?

w_carway_apu_cracker.rsd

Move it, cracker!

w_carway_apu_hindu.rsd

Hindu coming through!

w_carway_apu_whitey.rsd

Hey, move it, whitey!

w_char_apu_04.rsd

Oh!

w_char_apu_05.rsd

Hah!

w_char_apu_flesh.rsd

Look out! My flesh is less resilient than it looks.

w_char_apu_kwik.rsd

Stay out of my way please, Kwik-E-Mart business!

w_char_apu_silly.rsd

Out of my way, silly customer!

w_damage_apu_four2.rsd

Never have I seen such a four wheel disgrace.

w_damage_apu_hell.rsd

scoff What in the hell were you thinking?!

w_damage_apu_hell2.rsd

What in the hell were you thinking, sir?

w_damage_apu_ohdear.rsd

Oh, dear.

w_damage_apu_ohno.rsd

Oh, no!

w_dcar_apu_dear.rsd

Oh, dear.

w_dcar_apu_shame.rsd

You should feel only moderate shame.

w_dcar_apu_suck.rsd

Forgive the rudeness but, you suck.

w_dcar_apu_think2.rsd

What in the hell were you thinking, sir?

w_fall_apu_dream.rsd

Oh please, be a dream!

w_fall_apu_poor.rsd

Oh! What a poor decision!

w_fall_apu_whoa.rsd

Whoa!

w_foodreply_apu_bacon.rsd

Perhaps a little chocolate-covered bacon will suit your needs.

w_foodreply_apu_canada.rsd

This batter-fried chili dog is illegal in seven states!

w_foodreply_apu_combo.rsd

Perhaps the crazy name of my new Crazy Value Combo will appeal to you.

w_foodreply_apu_curry.rsd

Perhaps this curry pixie stick will suit your fancy.

w_foodreply_apu_energy.rsd

This new health bar is pure chocolate.

w_foodreply_apu_fats.rsd

Might I suggest the new Cheddar Squishee. It's the latest thing in chilled fats!

w_foodreply_apu_indian.rsd

This new Squishee Vindaloo will bring out the Indian in anyone.

w_foodreply_apu_karmic.rsd

The additives in this microwave burrito will extend, or shorten, your life.

w_foodreply_apu_meat.rsd

I think you will find this cylindrical meat casing most enjoyable.

w_foodreply_apu_mystery.rsd

Maybe you would care to eat what's in the mystery box.

w_foodreply_apu_needs.rsd

Perhaps some surprisingly expensive penny candy will suit your needs.

w_foodreply_apu_pork.rsd

Try our new Pork Squishee! It's Ham-tastic!

w_foodreply_apu_sanjay.rsd

I'm so glad you came. If I don't increase profits, I'll have to sell Sanjay to the Krusty Burger!

w_foodreply_apu_shrimp.rsd

Perhaps a little, quote-unquote, "shrimp" will tide you over.

w_foodreply_apu_sticks.rsd

I would be happy to suggest these new pretzel rods. They're made by an oil company.

w_foodreply_apu_sticksa.rsd

I would be happy to suggest these new pretzel rods. They're made by an oil company!

w_goc_apu_air.rsd

Oof, the fresh air is somewhat confusing.

w_goc_apu_finish.rsd

Oof, I must finish quickly or vomit.

w_goc_apu_lithe.rsd

I hope I am still the lithe runner I was in my youth!

w_greeting_apu_fine.rsd

How are you this fine day?

w_greeting_apu_loyal.rsd

Greetings, loyal customer!

w_hitbyc_apu_rude.rsd

That was so rude!

w_hitbyc_apu_skull.rsd

Ah! I smashed my skull!

w_hitbyc_apu_wound.rsd

Dooh! That has reopened my many gunshot wounds.

w_hitp_apu_01.rsd

Thank you for not dodging!

w_hitp_apu_02.rsd

Your misfortune is most entertaining to me.

w_hitp_apu_car.rsd

You should not have stepped in front of my car.

w_hitp_apu_enter.rsd

Oh, your misfortune is most entertaining.

w_hitp_apu_fear.rsd

Oh do not fear, you will be reincarnated.

w_hitp_apu_silly.rsd

Get out of my way, silly pedestrian!

w_longjump_apu_excell.rsd

Most excellent!

w_longjump_apu_thrill.rsd

That was most thrilling!

w_longjump_apu_trem.rsd

Tremendous!

w_mcrash_apu_ability.rsd

Oh, how unproductive.

w_mcrash_apu_dear.rsd

Oh, dear.

w_mcrash_apu_four.rsd

Oh, never have I seen such a four wheel disgrace.

w_mcrash_apu_ohno.rsd

Oh, no!

w_mcrash_apu_think.rsd

scoff What in the hell were you thinking?

w_mfail_apu_end.rsd

It looks like the end of the road for Apu.

w_mfail_apu_failure.rsd

Oh, I cannot watch such a display of failure!

w_mfail_apu_feel.rsd

I feel like an untouchable!

w_mfail_apu_shame.rsd

I have brought shame to my family and my store.

w_missa_apu_cracker.rsd

Move it, cracker!

w_missa_apu_going.rsd

Why don't you watch where you're going?!

w_missa_apu_hindu.rsd

Hindu coming through!

w_missa_apu_whitey.rsd

Hey, move it, whitey!

w_missp_apu_car.rsd

You should not have stepped in front of my car.

w_missp_apu_dear.rsd

Oh, dear.

w_missp_apu_silly.rsd

Get out of my way, silly pedestrian!

w_mstart_apu_odor.rsd

I must admit, the smell of fresh air is much more pleasing than the odor of the hot dog machine.

w_mstart_apu_store.rsd

Hopefully my store will not be robbed more than four times while I am driving around today.

w_mstart_apu_teens.rsd

Oh, I had better hurry. Last time I left my store, hoodlums put pornography in the bridal magazines.

w_mvic_apu_01.rsd

Thank you all for coming, I'll see you in hell!

w_mvic_apu_03.rsd

Shiva H. Vishnu! My jubilation knows no bounds!

w_mvic_apu_brahmin.rsd

Oh! I feel like a Brahmin!

w_mvic_apu_come.rsd

Thank you, come again.

w_mvic_apu_driver.rsd

I am the greatest driver in all the land!

w_mvic_apu_glory.rsd

I have brought glory to the name of Nahasapeemapetilon!

w_mvic_apu_like.rsd

That's it Apu, make them like it!

w_newai_apu_come.rsd

Where'd that guy come from?

w_newai_apu_kid.rsd

You have got to be kidding me.

w_newai_apu_ohno.rsd

Oh, no!

w_objectw_apu_hurry.rsd

I've got to hurry up or my arranged bride will chastise me!

w_objectw_apu_papa.rsd

Come to papa, random object!

w_objectw_apu_room.rsd

I hope I have room in my pants for this.

w_objectw_apu_sense.rsd

Who put this here? It makes no sense!

w_passed_apu_cheat.rsd

Oh come on, he cheated!

w_passed_apu_comeon.rsd

Color me outraged!

w_passed_apu_disgrace.rsd

Oh, what a disgrace!

w_pass_apu_chance.rsd

You have no chance!

w_pass_apu_vehicle.rsd

Too slow, opposing vehicle!

w_pass_apu_woohoo.rsd

Woohoo!

w_ridereply_apu_azteca.rsd

I hope you like loud Indian music, because I do! loud Indian music

w_ridereply_apu_childrena.rsd

Eh, why not. Anything to keep me from my family, ha!

w_ridereply_apu_jiffy.rsd

I'll be there in a jiffy, or my name isn't Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.

w_ridereply_apu_karma.rsd

Of course, it will be good for my karma.

w_ridereply_apu_kwik.rsd

Come on in. Sorry, but I'm bleeding from a recent gunshot wound. Oof.

w_ridereply_apu_meat.rsd

I hope you don't mind, my car smells like chutney.

w_ridereply_apu_minor.rsd

Oh sure, with my twenty-two-hour work day, I have lots of time to help out minor acquaintances.

w_ridereply_apu_nudity.rsd

Please don't sit on my Ganesh doll.

w_ridereply_apu_police.rsd

Get in, whitey!

w_springboard_apu_01.rsd

Bouncy bouncy!

w_springboard_apu_acro.rsd

Oh, I am surprisingly acrobatic!

w_springboard_apu_flying.rsd

I'm flying!

w_springboard_apu_whee.rsd

Whee!

w_tail_apu_bargain.rsd

That car belongs in the bargain bin!

w_tail_apu_easier.rsd

Your failure shames you! Yes you!

w_tail_apu_try.rsd

Nice try, foolish driver!

w_time_apu_hurry.rsd

Oh, I must hurry in a forward direction!

w_time_apu_late.rsd

Apu does not like to be late.

w_time_apu_rate.rsd

We are never going to get there at this rate.

w_turbo_apu_01.rsd

My cardio is shot!

w_turbo_apu_02.rsd

Oh, my giant gut is slowing me down.

w_turbo_apu_breath.rsd

Oh, fathering eight children has really hurt my stamina.

w_turbo_apu_minute.rsd

Just give me a minute, to catch my breath.

w_turbo_apu_sleep.rsd

Oh, I should sleep more.

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