This page has transcriptions of Barney Gumble's dialogue.
conversations Folder
c_cooler_2_convinit_brn_l1m2.rsd
Now what will I use for a toilet?
c_duff_2_convinit_brn_l6m2.rsd
Krusty's not here, little Homer. He's down at the Squidport, doing a promo for this new Buzz Cola.
c_duff_4_convinit_brn_l6m2.rsd
Control human behaviour? No beverage could do that! Oh no, I haven't had a Duff in two hours, my life is over! sobbing
c_duff_6_convinit_brn_l6m2.rsd
And I have to stay here and go through the DTs!
c_plowking_2_convinit_brn_l1.rsd
Take what you want, sexy leprechaun. Just don't shoot me with that dart gun! Ohh.
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p_hitbyc_brn_01.rsd
Don't drive drunk!
p_hitbyc_brn_02.rsd
My liver broke!
p_hitbyc_brn_03.rsd
Damn you, elephant!
p_hitbyc_brn_04.rsd
Lousy DUI!
p_hitbyc_brn_05.rsd
Ow!
p_hitbyc_brn_06.rsd
Gah!
p_hitbyc_brn_07.rsd
Ouch!
p_hitbyc_brn_08.rsd
Whoah!
p_hitbyc_brn_09.rsd
Ahh!
p_hitbyc_brn_again.rsd
Not again!
p_hitbyc_brn_head.rsd
Ow! That makes my head hurt!
p_hitbyc_brn_hurt.rsd
Ow, that hurt!
p_hitbyc_brn_whoa.rsd
Whoa!
p_hitbyw_brn_01.rsd
Stop it, buffalo girl!
p_hitbyw_brn_02.rsd
You can't take my dignity, or my vomit bag!
p_hitbyw_brn_03.rsd
Why are you doing this?
p_hitbyw_brn_04.rsd
I'll accept abuse for a quarter.
p_hitbyw_brn_05.rsd
Yahh!
p_hitbyw_brn_06.rsd
Oh boy!
p_hitbyw_brn_07.rsd
Wuh oh!
p_hitbyw_brn_08.rsd
Bwah!
p_hitbyw_brn_09.rsd
Hey!
p_hitbyw_brn_belch.rsd
belch
p_hitbyw_brn_enough.rsd
Enough! Enough!
p_hitbyw_brn_pass.rsd
I think I'll pass out now.
p_hitbyw_brn_sober.rsd
That sobered me up!
p_nhitbyc_brn_01.rsd
Stop it! My reflexes are dulled by years of self-abuse!
p_nhitbyc_brn_02.rsd
This happens every second Thursday.
p_nhitbyc_brn_03.rsd
Oh no, the gypsy was right! I am drunk!
p_nhitbyc_brn_04.rsd
Please stop doing that, I have very little dignity left.
p_nhitbyc_brn_planet.rsd
Go back to your own planet!
p_nhitbyc_brn_stay.rsd
Maybe I should just stay down.
p_nhitbyc_brn_uhoh.rsd
Uh oh.
p_nhitbyc_brn_varnish.rsd
Hey, I spilled my drink!
w_doorbell_brn_dumpster01.rsd
Taken!
w_doorbell_brn_dumpster02.rsd
Wah! Snakes! Snakes everywhere!
w_doorbell_brn_dumpster03.rsd
Hey, whose vomit is this? Oh, I guess it doesn't matter.
w_doorbell_brn_dumpster04.rsd
Aahh! I'm drowning in garbage water!
w_doorbell_brn_dumpster05.rsd
Ah, I've seen better days, but the food is free.