This page lists transcriptions of all of Homer Simpson's dialogue in The Simpsons Hit & Run.
conversations Folder
c_accuse_1_convinit_hom_l1m7.rsd
C. Montgomery Burns, I know you're guilty. J'accuse! ...sir.
c_accuse_3_convinit_hom_l1m7.rsd
No! You're spying on Springfield with your black vans and surveillance cameras!
c_accuse_5_convinit_hom_l1m7.rsd
Whaa! They were only pizza vans? I'm a class five idiot!
c_adventure_2_convinit_hom_l1m7.rsd
Danger! Mr. Burns, mini cameras, black vans!
c_adventure_4_convinit_hom_l1m7.rsd
Stupid drunk! Oh no, he's going to warn Burns! I can't believe I'm racing the same guy twice in one day!
c_ashtray_1_noboxconv_hom_l7m5.rsd
Aw man, my car is gone! And the ashtray was full of pennies! I need another car, fast!
c_barrel_2_convinit_hom_l7m5.rsd
Mr. Burns, it's me, Homer Simpson!
c_barrel_4_convinit_hom_l7m5.rsd
Look, I need to get some barrels of radioactive waste to save Springfield from the aliens!
c_barrel_6_convinit_hom_l7m5.rsd
Not leaf blower aliens, tentacle aliens!
c_bladder_2_convinit_hom_l1m1.rsd
I got hungry and, it was a fig!
c_bladder_4_convinit_hom_l1m1.rsd
D'ooohh.
c_bladder_6_convinit_hom_l1m1.rsd
D'oh!
c_boards_1_noboxconv_hom_l7m1.rsd
Let's see, I need something to board up the windows... I know, boards!
c_borrowing_2_convinit_hom_l5.rsd
Borrowing? No! Selling to you at an insanely high price? Yes!
c_boss_1_noboxconv_hom_l7m4.rsd
Uh oh, it's that black car again! Ooh, it has the speed of a sub-boss combined with the tenacity of a level boss!
c_buried_1_convinit_hom_l7m4.rsd
I need to find some nuclear waste, and fast!
c_buried_3_convinit_hom_l7m4.rsd
Good old Mr. Burns, he'll save us! Thank goodness for nuclear waste.
c_camera_1_convinit_hom_l1m4.rsd
How can I sleep with that camera? Oh, sexy girls could be watching me on the internet! Stupid cameras, you should be smashed! I'll destroy you at your power source! laughter
c_carjack_2_convinit_hom_l7m6.rsd
Just go!
c_carjack_4_convinit_hom_l7m6.rsd
Flip you the bird!
c_chainsaw_1_convinit_hom_l7m1.rsd
Moe, I need your chainsaw to chop up attacking zombies.
c_chainsaw_3_convinit_hom_l7m1.rsd
Moe, Moe, Moe, shouldn't the weapons go to save people who have loved ones?
c_chainsaw_5_convinit_hom_l7m1.rsd
I think I've made my point.
c_churro(2)_2_convinit_hom_l1m3.rsd
No time, tell me where to find Mr. Smithers!
c_churro_4_convinit_hom_l1m3.rsd
I'm gonna need a car with a little more junk in the trunk if I'm gonna take him out!
c_clever_1_convinit_hom_l7m5.rsd
Uh oh, it's that evil black car! I've got to get that waste before he wastes me!
c_complete_2_convinit_hom_l7r3.rsd
Good luck finding brains to eat!
c_congrats_1_convinit_hom_l1.rsd
Hey Apu, gimme a cola and I need another bucket of ice cream with mini pies.
c_congrats_3_convinit_hom_l1.rsd
Oh I probably ate it, I don't remember stuff too good.
c_convertible_2_noboxconv_hom_l1m3.rsd
That's what you get for expecting me to do the job for which I am paid.
c_cooler_1_convinit_hom_l1m2.rsd
Uh, you remember that cooler I gave you for your birthday? Well, Flanders wants it back.
c_culprit_2_convinit_hom_l1m2.rsd
Culprit, eh?
c_culprit_4_convinit_hbn_l1m2.rsd
Oh no, I borrowed all of Flanders' stuff! Quick, think of an excuse to get out of here!
c_culprit_5_convinit_hom_l1m2.rsd
Uh, excuse me, I think I have to go... shuck some... corn.
c_defile_2_convinit_hom_l6m7.rsd
What? This is Duff's worst disgrace since Duff Ice! It's time to use my secret weapon; remember when I told you I sold my old car so you could go to college?
c_defile_4_convinit_hom_l6m7.rsd
It was a lie!
c_errands_1_convinit_hom_l7.rsd
Mr. Smithers, can you help me out? There's some scary, weird, godless, fascinating stuff going on!
c_errands_3_convinit_hom_l7.rsd
Whatever, just give me the mission.
c_firstaid_1_convinit_hom_l7m1.rsd
Flanders, gimme your first aid kit!
c_firstaid_3_convinit_hom_l7m1.rsd
Look, just rub a bible on 'em.
c_firstaid_5_convinit_hom_l7m1.rsd
Who am I, Dr. Science?
c_garters_1_convinit_hom_l7b1.rsd
Here you go, Mr. Smithers!
c_garters_3_convinit_hom_l7b1.rsd
Hmm, what next?
c_heehee_1_convinit_hom_l5m3.rsd
Thank you, come again! Hee hee hee!
c_icecream_2_convinit_hom_l1.rsd
Well, must have been one of our kids... probably Milhouse.
c_inhaler_1_noboxconv_hom_l1m2.rsd
OK, last one. Now where did I leave Rod's stupid inhaler? ...duh, on top of the Duff truck!
c_intro_1_convinit_hom_l1r1.rsd
Milhouse, you little weiner, what are you doing here?
c_intro_1_convinit_hom_l1r2.rsd
I know you, you're the kid that sells me bootleg CDs on the street corner!
c_intro_1_convinit_hom_l1r3.rsd
Hello, little son of the police chief little angel.
c_intro_1_convinit_hom_l7r1.rsd
Hey, zombie! They have you working at the DMV now?
c_intro_1_convinit_hom_l7r2.rsd
If I win this, you have to promise not to eat my brains.
c_intro_1_convinit_hom_l7r3.rsd
OK, living dead, let's do this! And get back to trying to kill each other.
c_intro_3_convinit_hom_l7r1.rsd
Thank you, I do have nice brains.
c_jug_1_convinit_hom_l1.rsd
Hey, I know you! You're in my dumb guy support group! Mind if I borrow your truck for a while?
c_jug_3_convinit_hom_l1.rsd
Fine, I'll help you with your hillbilly chores.
c_jug_5_convinit_hom_l1.rsd
Woohoo!
c_mower_1_noboxconv_hom_l1m2.rsd
What's next? Flanders' cooler, I gave it to Barney!
c_muscles_1_convinit_hom_l7b1.rsd
What does he need this for?
c_muscles_3_convinit_hom_l7b1.rsd
Hehh, great. Gotta go!
c_neighbor_2_convinit_hom_l1m2.rsd
Why me? I'm the world's greatest neighbor! I even have a mug to that effect.
c_nuclear_2_convinit_hom_l7m3.rsd
Uh, and how does that affect me?
c_nuclear_4_convinit_hom_l7m3.rsd
And?
c_nuclear_6_convinit_hom_l7m3.rsd
What a hero! And I never knew his name.
c_nuclear_8_convinit_hom_l7m3.rsd
Are you still here?
c_picture_1_noboxconv_hom_l1m2.rsd
Almost done! Now I need Flanders' stupid picture of his stupid family!
c_plant_1_noboxconv_hom_l7m2.rsd
The power plant? But I'm bored of this level.
c_plowking_1_convinit_hom_l1.rsd
Barney, can I borrow the Plow King?
c_plowking_3_convinit_hom_l1.rsd
Whatever.
c_probe(2)_1_convinit_hom_l7m2.rsd
Hey, you there, Smelly Sam. What's goin' on?
c_probe(2)_3_convinit_hom_l7m2.rsd
But that's real!
c_probe(2)_5_convinit_hom_l7m2.rsd
What's with the cool black car?
c_probe(2)_7_convinit_hom_l7m2.rsd
The gift of life is wasted on you.
c_probe_9_convinit_hom_l7m2.rsd
I got plenty of those!
c_project_2_convinit_hom_l1m1.rsd
Ohh, do I have to?
c_project_4_convinit_hom_l1m1.rsd
And I have to go to work?
c_psychotic_1_convinit_hom_l7m1.rsd
Now to kick some zombie butt, with a little help from my most psychotic friend, Moe.
c_return_1_noboxconv_hom_l1m2.rsd
Now to return this stuff before the cops find me, sitting around talking to myself.
c_reward_1_convinit_hom_l1m2.rsd
Flanders, look! I found your missing stuff. Now, about the reward.
c_reward_3_convinit_hom_l1m2.rsd
Stupid Flanders, getting happiness from religion.
c_sacrifice_1_convinit_hom_l7m7.rsd
Where'd you get that sweet ride?
c_sacrifice_3_convinit_hom_l7m7.rsd
Gimme a lift, I gotta save Springfield!
c_sacrifice_5_convinit_hom_l7m7.rsd
We'll see, dad, we'll see
c_scorpion_2_convinit_hom_l1m3.rsd
scream He'll find my scorpion farm! Then where will my scorpions live? Only one person can help me, Lenny!
c_sharing_2_convinit_hom_l1m6.rsd
Marge, you know I abhor crazy plans. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go spy on my boss.
c_skeleton_1_convinit_hom_l1m5.rsd
So, Mr. Burns is behind all this. Evil spying is so like him, that wrinkled old monkey skeleton!
c_sleep_1_convinit_hom_l1m4.rsd
Finally, I can get some sleep.
c_sleep_3_convinit_hom_l1m4.rsd
D'oh!
c_son_2_convinit_hom_l2.rsd
Why should I give you that?
c_son_4_convinit_hom_l2.rsd
laughter Pay up, sucker!
c_son_6_convinit_hom_l2.rsd
Yeah, I guess I am.
c_there_1_noboxconv_hom_l1m7.rsd
There he is!
c_tooth_1_convinit_hom_l7b1.rsd
Doc Wunderstein's Tooth Power!
c_tooth_3_convinit_hom_l7b1.rsd
Eheh, gross. What next?
c_toxic_1_noboxconv_hom_l7m3.rsd
Hehe, boy, talk about thinning the nerd. Heheheheh, if I'm gonna kill those town-filming, black car-driving, cola-poisoning, laser-distributing reality show-filming monsters, I'm gonna need some more toxic waste!
c_violent_1_convinit_hom_l1m6.rsd
Mr. Burns is spying on everybody! We've got to follow him!
c_violent_3_convinit_hom_l1m6.rsd
But that game sounds awesome!
c_violent_5_convinit_hom_l1m6.rsd
I guess.
c_zombie_2_convinit_hom_l7m1.rsd
Not now, Lisa, I'm trying to listen to the baseball game!
c_zombie_4_convinit_hom_l7m1.rsd
Oh alright, I'll get us some survival supplies. Stupid Brockman, getting eaten by zombies!
homer Folder
d_air_hom_01.rsd
Just call me Air Homer!
d_air_hom_02.rsd
So long, suckers!
d_air_hom_03.rsd
Eat my dust!
d_air_hom_04.rsd
Woohoo, alright!
d_air_hom_05.rsd
USA, USA!
d_arrive_hom_01.rsd
Alright!
d_arrive_hom_02.rsd
Way to ignore the speed limit!
d_arrive_hom_03.rsd
Sweet!
d_bcrash_hom_01.rsd
D'oh!
d_bcrash_hom_02.rsd
Ow, my neck!
d_bcrash_hom_03.rsd
Ow, my ass!
d_bcrash_hom_04.rsd
Ow, my head!
d_bcrash_hom_05.rsd
I have no insurance!
d_bcrash_hom_06.rsd
Ohh, I swallowed my gum!
d_bcrash_hom_07.rsd
Lousy, rotten karmic retribution!
d_bcrash_hom_08.rsd
I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer!
d_break_hom_01.rsd
Take that!
d_break_hom_04.rsd
Comin' through!
d_break_hom_05.rsd
Outta control!
d_break_hom_06.rsd
Oaoah, outta control!
d_break_hom_07.rsd
I am excellente!
d_burn_hom_01.rsd
I'm a lean, mean speed thingy!
d_burn_hom_02.rsd
Ooh, the vibration's tickling my feet.
d_burn_hom_03.rsd
Eat my dust!
d_burn_hom_04.rsd
Let's do this thing!
d_carway_hom_01.rsd
Move it!
d_carway_hom_02.rsd
Move it!
d_carway_hom_03.rsd
Get outta my way, jerkass!
d_carway_hom_04.rsd
Can't you see I'm driving here?
d_carway_hom_driving.rsd
Tsk tsk tsk tsk. Reckless driving is my pet peeve.
d_carway_hom_felonies.rsd
I have road rage and I know how to use it!
d_damage_hom_01.rsd
D'oh!
d_damage_hom_02.rsd
I'm not a very good driver.
d_damage_hom_03.rsd
Let's see you do better!
d_damage_hom_takeit.rsd
Wow, this car sure can take a beating.
d_dcar_hom_01.rsd
I feel bad about myself
d_dcar_hom_02.rsd
OK, that's a lawsuit.
d_dcar_hom_03.rsd
That was so painful!
d_dcar_hom_04.rsd
Why me!
d_door_hom_01.rsd
What part of "get in" don't you understand?
d_door_hom_brain.rsd
Heehee! You're dumber than me!
d_door_hom_pink.rsd
The door's locked and I'm too lazy to open it.
d_door_hom_side.rsd
That's the wrong side!
d_hitp_hom_01.rsd
Take that!
d_hitp_hom_02.rsd
Please don't sue!
d_hitp_hom_03.rsd
Mistakes were made!
d_hitp_hom_04.rsd
D'oh!
d_hitp_hom_05.rsd
I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer!
d_mcrash_hom_01.rsd
Watch it, I almost spilt my sundae!
d_mcrash_hom_02.rsd
Learn to drive, dumbass!
d_mcrash_hom_03.rsd
That hurt.
d_mcrash_hom_04.rsd
Vengeance will be mine!
d_missp_hom_01.rsd
Get out of my way, jerkass!
d_missp_hom_02.rsd
I'll run ya down!
d_missp_hom_03.rsd
Outta control!
d_missp_hom_04.rsd
No offense, buddy!
d_time_hom_01.rsd
Hurry up, I have to pee!
d_time_hom_02.rsd
Get the lead out.
p_hitbyc_hom_01.rsd
Ow, my neck!
p_hitbyc_hom_02.rsd
Ow, my ass!
p_hitbyc_hom_03.rsd
Ow, my head!
p_hitbyc_hom_04.rsd
Ouch!
p_hitbyc_hom_05.rsd
Ow!
p_hitbyc_hom_06.rsd
Hey!
p_hitbyc_hom_07.rsd
Ouch!
p_hitbyc_hom_08.rsd
Oww!
p_hitbyw_hom_01.rsd
What the-!
p_hitbyw_hom_04.rsd
Thanks a lot.
p_hitbyw_hom_07.rsd
What the-!
p_hitbyw_hom_10.rsd
Why you little!
p_hitbyw_hom_11.rsd
Oof!
p_hitbyw_hom_12.rsd
D'oh!
p_hitbyw_hom_13.rsd
scream
p_hitbyw_hom_14.rsd
Ow, stop it!
p_hitbyw_hom_15.rsd
Ooch!
p_hitbyw_hom_91.rsd
Aahow!
p_hitbyw_hom_92.rsd
Ow!
p_hitbyw_hom_93.rsd
That was so painful!
p_hitbyw_hom_94.rsd
No officer, I haven't been drinking.
p_nhitbyc_hom_01.rsd
Son of a-!
p_nhitbyc_hom_02.rsd
Hey, what's up with that!
p_nhitbyc_hom_03.rsd
Hey!
p_nhitbyc_hom_04.rsd
What's up with that!
p_nhitbyc_hom_05.rsd
What's up with that!
w_activate_hom_buttons.rsd
Woohoo! I love senselessly pushing things!
w_activate_hom_press.rsd
Oh, I hope "do not press" means "press right away"!
w_activate_hom_thing.rsd
Thingy goes up!
w_activate_hom_what.rsd
What's this do?
w_aidestroy_hom_01.rsd
Everyone sucks but me-ee.
w_aidestroy_hom_02.rsd
Homer, Homer, Homer!
w_aidestroy_hom_03.rsd
You think you're better than me!
w_aidestroy_hom_04.rsd
In your face!
w_air_hom_01.rsd
Just call me Air Homer!
w_air_hom_02.rsd
So long, suckers!
w_air_hom_03.rsd
Eat my dust!
w_air_hom_04.rsd
Woohoo, alright!
w_arrive_hom_01.rsd
Woohoo! You should be in Cannonball Run!
w_arrive_hom_02.rsd
Way to ignore the speed limit!
w_arrive_hom_03.rsd
Your driving is adequate, but lacks passion.
w_arrive_hom_04.rsd
That was easy as pie. ...mmm, eggs over easy...
w_arrive_hom_04a.rsd
That was easy as pie. ...mmm, eggs over easy...
w_arrive_hom_drunk.rsd
When this is over, I'm hittin' the sauce!
w_askfood_hom_01.rsd
I need food that's flavorful, yet supple to the touch.
w_askfood_hom_blood.rsd
My blood cholesterol is low, gimme a recharge!
w_askfood_hom_burrito.rsd
I'm looking for something in a breakfast burrito.
w_askfood_hom_chest.rsd
Whatever food doesn't kill me makes me stronger.
w_askfood_hom_content.rsd
What do you have that is high in both fat and alcohol content?
w_askfood_hom_fatty.rsd
I need a selection of fatty treats, please.
w_askfood_hom_holiday.rsd
What do you have that will tantalize my very discerning palate?
w_askride_hom_getme.rsd
Can you come and get me? I'll pay you in back rubs!
w_askride_hom_getmea.rsd
Can you come and get me? I'll pay you in back rubs!
w_askride_hom_getmeb.rsd
Can you come and get me? I'll pay you in back rubs!
w_askride_hom_getmec.rsd
Can you come and get me? I'll pay you in back rubs!
w_askride_hom_sleeping.rsd
I need your help, my car is um... sleeping.
w_bcrash_hom_01.rsd
OK, that's a lawsuit.
w_bcrash_hom_02.rsd
Lousy, rotten karmic retribution!
w_bcrash_hom_03.rsd
I have no insurance!
w_bcrash_hom_04.rsd
Ohh, now I have a wedgie!
w_breakca_hom_firework.rsd
Marge will clean this mess up later.
w_breakca_hom_smart.rsd
If you're so smart, how come I broke you?
w_breakca_hom_smash.rsd
It's not like anyone likes these things.
w_breakca_hom_stupid.rsd
Haha! Stupid like a fox!
w_break_hom_01.rsd
Looks harder than it is.
w_break_hom_02.rsd
Woohoo!
w_break_hom_03.rsd
I didn't do it!
w_break_hom_04.rsd
Bart did it.
w_break_hom_05.rsd
I blame society.
w_break_hom_06.rsd
Nothing lasts forever.
w_break_hom_06a.rsd
Nothing lasts forever.
w_break_hom_07.rsd
Possessions are fleeting.
w_break_hom_herea.rsd
Uh, it was like that when I got here.
w_burn_hom_01.rsd
I'm a lean, mean speed thingy!
w_burn_hom_02.rsd
Ooh, the vibration's tickling my feet.
w_burn_hom_03.rsd
Eat my dust!
w_burn_hom_04.rsd
Hee hee hee hee heehee!
w_card_hom_01.rsd
Hoh, that was too easy!
w_card_hom_02.rsd
That was too easy!
w_card_hom_cool.rsd
I can sell this on the internet!
w_card_hom_drinker.rsd
Me wanty!
w_card_hom_sweet.rsd
Sweet, sweet obsessive collecting.
w_char_hom_09.rsd
Why you little!
w_char_hom_10.rsd
Rrrgh!
w_char_hom_11.rsd
Hii-ya!
w_char_hom_12.rsd
Yeah!
w_char_hom_god.rsd
I keep making God madder and madder.
w_char_hom_heal.rsd
Don't worry, that should heal fast.
w_char_hom_jerkbag.rsd
Outta my way, chump!
w_char_hom_older.rsd
An older boy told me to do it.
w_damage_hom_01.rsd
D'oh!
w_damage_hom_02.rsd
Oh, I think I broke something.
w_damage_hom_03.rsd
Ow, my neck!
w_damage_hom_04.rsd
Watch it!
w_dcar_hom_01.rsd
I feel bad about myself
w_dcar_hom_02.rsd
OK, that's a lawsuit.
w_dcar_hom_03.rsd
That was so painful!
w_dcar_hom_04.rsd
Why me!
w_dodge_hom_01.rsd
Son of a-!
w_dodge_hom_02.rsd
Hey, what's up with that!
w_dodge_hom_03.rsd
Hey!
w_dodge_hom_04.rsd
What the-!
w_dodge_hom_05.rsd
What the-!
w_dodge_hom_06.rsd
What the-!
w_fall_hom_01.rsd
scream
w_fall_hom_02.rsd
Homer go boom!
w_fall_hom_jebus.rsd
Save me, Jebus!
w_fall_hom_super.rsd
Save me, Duffman!
w_fall_hom_whee.rsd
Whee!
w_gic_hom_01.rsd
Well, it's about time!
w_gic_hom_legs.rsd
I love to sit!
w_gic_hom_nachos.rsd
Hey, I found my lost nachos!
w_gic_hom_roll.rsd
Let's roll!
w_goc_hom_here.rsd
Oh, I forgot my mission.
w_goc_hom_horse.rsd
Aw, I wish I had a dog with a saddle.
w_goc_hom_legs.rsd
Oh yeah, stretch the legs and the crotch.
w_goc_hom_walk.rsd
Walk? That wasn't part of the deal!
w_greeting_hom_01.rsd
My name is Homer.
w_greeting_hom_hanging.rsd
How's it hangin'?
w_greeting_hom_happen.rsd
What's up?
w_hitbyc_hom_01.rsd
Ow, my neck!
w_hitbyc_hom_02.rsd
Ow, my ass!
w_hitbyc_hom_03.rsd
Ow, my head!
w_hitbyc_hom_04.rsd
Ouch!
w_hitp_hom_01.rsd
Take that!
w_hitp_hom_02.rsd
Please don't sue!
w_hitp_hom_03.rsd
Mistakes were made!
w_hitp_hom_04.rsd
D'oh!
w_hitp_hom_05.rsd
I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer!
w_hitp_hom_06.rsd
Yeah!
w_hitp_hom_07.rsd
Take this!
w_hitp_hom_08.rsd
Uwah!
w_mcrash_hom_01.rsd
Watch it, I almost spilt my sundae!
w_mcrash_hom_02.rsd
Learn to drive, dumbass!
w_mcrash_hom_03.rsd
That hurt.
w_mcrash_hom_04.rsd
Vengeance will be mine!
w_mcrash_hom_05.rsd
D'oh!
w_mcrash_hom_50.rsd
Learn to drive, ya dumbass!
w_mfail_hom_01.rsd
D'oh!
w_mfail_hom_02.rsd
D'oh!
w_mfail_hom_03.rsd
D'oh!
w_mfail_hom_04.rsd
Nooooo!
w_mfail_hom_05.rsd
D'oh, sad clown, why do you torment me so?
w_mfail_hom_06.rsd
Aw, this video game su-ucks!
w_missp_hom_01.rsd
Get out of my way, jerkass!
w_missp_hom_02.rsd
I'll run ya down!
w_missp_hom_03.rsd
Outta control!
w_missp_hom_04.rsd
No offense, buddy!
w_mstart_hom_01.rsd
Let's do this thing!
w_mstart_hom_02.rsd
Piece o' cake! ...mmm, cake...
w_mstart_hom_03.rsd
It's crashing time!
w_mstart_hom_04.rsd
Sweet!
w_mvic_hom_01.rsd
We're number one! We're number one!
w_mvic_hom_02.rsd
I'm king of the world!
w_mvic_hom_03.rsd
Everyone sucks but me.
w_mvic_hom_04.rsd
In your face!
w_mvic_hom_05.rsd
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!
w_mvic_hom_06.rsd
In your face! Woohoo!
w_mvic_hom_07.rsd
I'm so talented, and good-looking!
w_mvic_hom_30.rsd
Hoh, that was too easy!
w_newai_hom_01.rsd
Another one?
w_newai_hom_02.rsd
Lousy generic villains!
w_newai_hom_comeon.rsd
Oh, come on!
w_newai_hom_dare.rsd
Face King Homer, if you dare!
w_newai_hom_imagine.rsd
The important thing is I'm not imagining these guys!
w_objectw_hom_01.rsd
You mean I gotta get more?
w_objectw_hom_07.rsd
Where am I gonna put all these?
w_objectw_hom_09.rsd
Oh, I wanted a peanut.
w_objectw_hom_11.rsd
Just a few more!
w_objectw_hom_14.rsd
Woohoo!
w_objectw_hom_15.rsd
Woohoo!
w_passed_hom_cheat.rsd
He used a cheat code!
w_passed_hom_duff.rsd
As soon as I'm done scratching myself, you're history!
w_passed_hom_gum.rsd
Damn it, I dropped my kebab!
w_passed_hom_hate.rsd
Homer hates losing! Homer smash!
w_pass_hom_chance.rsd
Eat my dust, dust-eater!
w_pass_hom_shoe.rsd
And people say I'm slow... wait a minute, that was an insult!
w_pass_hom_suck.rsd
2, 4, 6, 8! You suck, I'm great! La da, dada! You I hate!
w_pass_hom_suckadlib.rsd
2, 4, 6, 8! You suck, I'm great! La da, dada! You are the one I... hate.
w_pass_hom_target.rsd
Stay on target, stay on target!
w_ridereply_hom_01.rsd
OK, I didn't ask for your life story.
w_ridereply_hom_02.rsd
Ooh, can I come?
w_ridereply_hom_burns.rsd
Driving people around has become tiresome... oh, OK.
w_ridereply_hom_census.rsd
Oh, sure, use me for my car!
w_ridereply_hom_computer.rsd
Did you know your breath smells like fried pork? Oh wait, that's the phone receiver. ...mmm, pork phone...
w_ridereply_hom_example.rsd
Now this is a perfect example of why democracy will never work in this country.
w_ridereply_hom_fire.rsd
OK, just let me fake my death here at the plant and I'll be right over.
w_ridereply_hom_gravy.rsd
Whoa, that last glass of gravy really made my chest hurt. I guess a drive would feel good.
w_ridereply_hom_sober.rsd
OK, I promised Marge I wouldn't come home drunk, so I need to drive around until I sober up.
w_ridereply_hom_spider.rsd
I wanna help, but... there's a spider near my car keys. Whew, never mind, it's gone.
w_ridereply_hom_tv.rsd
If I had a dollar for every call asking me for a ride, I'd have one dollar!
w_ridereply_hom_way.rsd
I'm on my way!
w_ridereply_hom_waya.rsd
I'm on my way!
w_springboard_hom_bouncy.rsd
Bouncy bouncy!
w_springboard_hom_soaring.rsd
Ooh, I'm soaring like a candy wrapper in an updraft!
w_springboard_hom_whee.rsd
Whee!
w_springboard_hom_whoa.rsd
Whoa!
w_tail_hom_01.rsd
So long, suckers!
w_tail_hom_02.rsd
Now that's driving!
w_tail_hom_03.rsd
In your face!
w_tail_hom_04.rsd
Hoh, that was too easy!
w_time_hom_01.rsd
Hurry up, I have to pee!
w_time_hom_02.rsd
Get the lead out.
w_time_hom_child.rsd
Hurry up, I'm gonna miss quality network television!
w_time_hom_lobo.rsd
Hurry up, I'm missing No Pants Island!
w_turbo_hom_bikini.rsd
Ouch, my bikini zone's chafing!
w_turbo_hom_chest.rsd
Chest pains, having chest pains!
w_turbo_hom_kids.rsd
gasp Must... never... run... again.
w_turbo_hom_nap.rsd
Wow, I need a disco nap.