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Homer Simpson Dialogue

This page lists transcriptions of all of Homer Simpson's dialogue in The Simpsons Hit & Run.

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c_accuse_1_convinit_hom_l1m7.rsd

C. Montgomery Burns, I know you're guilty. J'accuse! ...sir.

c_accuse_3_convinit_hom_l1m7.rsd

No! You're spying on Springfield with your black vans and surveillance cameras!

c_accuse_5_convinit_hom_l1m7.rsd

Whaa! They were only pizza vans? I'm a class five idiot!

c_adventure_2_convinit_hom_l1m7.rsd

Danger! Mr. Burns, mini cameras, black vans!

c_adventure_4_convinit_hom_l1m7.rsd

Stupid drunk! Oh no, he's going to warn Burns! I can't believe I'm racing the same guy twice in one day!

c_ashtray_1_noboxconv_hom_l7m5.rsd

Aw man, my car is gone! And the ashtray was full of pennies! I need another car, fast!

c_barrel_2_convinit_hom_l7m5.rsd

Mr. Burns, it's me, Homer Simpson!

c_barrel_4_convinit_hom_l7m5.rsd

Look, I need to get some barrels of radioactive waste to save Springfield from the aliens!

c_barrel_6_convinit_hom_l7m5.rsd

Not leaf blower aliens, tentacle aliens!

c_bladder_2_convinit_hom_l1m1.rsd

I got hungry and, it was a fig!

c_bladder_4_convinit_hom_l1m1.rsd

D'ooohh.

c_bladder_6_convinit_hom_l1m1.rsd

D'oh!

c_boards_1_noboxconv_hom_l7m1.rsd

Let's see, I need something to board up the windows... I know, boards!

c_borrowing_2_convinit_hom_l5.rsd

Borrowing? No! Selling to you at an insanely high price? Yes!

c_boss_1_noboxconv_hom_l7m4.rsd

Uh oh, it's that black car again! Ooh, it has the speed of a sub-boss combined with the tenacity of a level boss!

c_buried_1_convinit_hom_l7m4.rsd

I need to find some nuclear waste, and fast!

c_buried_3_convinit_hom_l7m4.rsd

Good old Mr. Burns, he'll save us! Thank goodness for nuclear waste.

c_camera_1_convinit_hom_l1m4.rsd

How can I sleep with that camera? Oh, sexy girls could be watching me on the internet! Stupid cameras, you should be smashed! I'll destroy you at your power source! laughter

c_carjack_2_convinit_hom_l7m6.rsd

Just go!

c_carjack_4_convinit_hom_l7m6.rsd

Flip you the bird!

c_chainsaw_1_convinit_hom_l7m1.rsd

Moe, I need your chainsaw to chop up attacking zombies.

c_chainsaw_3_convinit_hom_l7m1.rsd

Moe, Moe, Moe, shouldn't the weapons go to save people who have loved ones?

c_chainsaw_5_convinit_hom_l7m1.rsd

I think I've made my point.

c_churro(2)_2_convinit_hom_l1m3.rsd

No time, tell me where to find Mr. Smithers!

c_churro_4_convinit_hom_l1m3.rsd

I'm gonna need a car with a little more junk in the trunk if I'm gonna take him out!

c_clever_1_convinit_hom_l7m5.rsd

Uh oh, it's that evil black car! I've got to get that waste before he wastes me!

c_complete_2_convinit_hom_l7r3.rsd

Good luck finding brains to eat!

c_congrats_1_convinit_hom_l1.rsd

Hey Apu, gimme a cola and I need another bucket of ice cream with mini pies.

c_congrats_3_convinit_hom_l1.rsd

Oh I probably ate it, I don't remember stuff too good.

c_convertible_2_noboxconv_hom_l1m3.rsd

That's what you get for expecting me to do the job for which I am paid.

c_cooler_1_convinit_hom_l1m2.rsd

Uh, you remember that cooler I gave you for your birthday? Well, Flanders wants it back.

c_culprit_2_convinit_hom_l1m2.rsd

Culprit, eh?

c_culprit_4_convinit_hbn_l1m2.rsd

Oh no, I borrowed all of Flanders' stuff! Quick, think of an excuse to get out of here!

c_culprit_5_convinit_hom_l1m2.rsd

Uh, excuse me, I think I have to go... shuck some... corn.

c_defile_2_convinit_hom_l6m7.rsd

What? This is Duff's worst disgrace since Duff Ice! It's time to use my secret weapon; remember when I told you I sold my old car so you could go to college?

c_defile_4_convinit_hom_l6m7.rsd

It was a lie!

c_errands_1_convinit_hom_l7.rsd

Mr. Smithers, can you help me out? There's some scary, weird, godless, fascinating stuff going on!

c_errands_3_convinit_hom_l7.rsd

Whatever, just give me the mission.

c_firstaid_1_convinit_hom_l7m1.rsd

Flanders, gimme your first aid kit!

c_firstaid_3_convinit_hom_l7m1.rsd

Look, just rub a bible on 'em.

c_firstaid_5_convinit_hom_l7m1.rsd

Who am I, Dr. Science?

c_garters_1_convinit_hom_l7b1.rsd

Here you go, Mr. Smithers!

c_garters_3_convinit_hom_l7b1.rsd

Hmm, what next?

c_heehee_1_convinit_hom_l5m3.rsd

Thank you, come again! Hee hee hee!

c_icecream_2_convinit_hom_l1.rsd

Well, must have been one of our kids... probably Milhouse.

c_inhaler_1_noboxconv_hom_l1m2.rsd

OK, last one. Now where did I leave Rod's stupid inhaler? ...duh, on top of the Duff truck!

c_intro_1_convinit_hom_l1r1.rsd

Milhouse, you little weiner, what are you doing here?

c_intro_1_convinit_hom_l1r2.rsd

I know you, you're the kid that sells me bootleg CDs on the street corner!

c_intro_1_convinit_hom_l1r3.rsd

Hello, little son of the police chief little angel.

c_intro_1_convinit_hom_l7r1.rsd

Hey, zombie! They have you working at the DMV now?

c_intro_1_convinit_hom_l7r2.rsd

If I win this, you have to promise not to eat my brains.

c_intro_1_convinit_hom_l7r3.rsd

OK, living dead, let's do this! And get back to trying to kill each other.

c_intro_3_convinit_hom_l7r1.rsd

Thank you, I do have nice brains.

c_jug_1_convinit_hom_l1.rsd

Hey, I know you! You're in my dumb guy support group! Mind if I borrow your truck for a while?

c_jug_3_convinit_hom_l1.rsd

Fine, I'll help you with your hillbilly chores.

c_jug_5_convinit_hom_l1.rsd

Woohoo!

c_mower_1_noboxconv_hom_l1m2.rsd

What's next? Flanders' cooler, I gave it to Barney!

c_muscles_1_convinit_hom_l7b1.rsd

What does he need this for?

c_muscles_3_convinit_hom_l7b1.rsd

Hehh, great. Gotta go!

c_neighbor_2_convinit_hom_l1m2.rsd

Why me? I'm the world's greatest neighbor! I even have a mug to that effect.

c_nuclear_2_convinit_hom_l7m3.rsd

Uh, and how does that affect me?

c_nuclear_4_convinit_hom_l7m3.rsd

And?

c_nuclear_6_convinit_hom_l7m3.rsd

What a hero! And I never knew his name.

c_nuclear_8_convinit_hom_l7m3.rsd

Are you still here?

c_picture_1_noboxconv_hom_l1m2.rsd

Almost done! Now I need Flanders' stupid picture of his stupid family!

c_plant_1_noboxconv_hom_l7m2.rsd

The power plant? But I'm bored of this level.

c_plowking_1_convinit_hom_l1.rsd

Barney, can I borrow the Plow King?

c_plowking_3_convinit_hom_l1.rsd

Whatever.

c_probe(2)_1_convinit_hom_l7m2.rsd

Hey, you there, Smelly Sam. What's goin' on?

c_probe(2)_3_convinit_hom_l7m2.rsd

But that's real!

c_probe(2)_5_convinit_hom_l7m2.rsd

What's with the cool black car?

c_probe(2)_7_convinit_hom_l7m2.rsd

The gift of life is wasted on you.

c_probe_9_convinit_hom_l7m2.rsd

I got plenty of those!

c_project_2_convinit_hom_l1m1.rsd

Ohh, do I have to?

c_project_4_convinit_hom_l1m1.rsd

And I have to go to work?

c_psychotic_1_convinit_hom_l7m1.rsd

Now to kick some zombie butt, with a little help from my most psychotic friend, Moe.

c_return_1_noboxconv_hom_l1m2.rsd

Now to return this stuff before the cops find me, sitting around talking to myself.

c_reward_1_convinit_hom_l1m2.rsd

Flanders, look! I found your missing stuff. Now, about the reward.

c_reward_3_convinit_hom_l1m2.rsd

Stupid Flanders, getting happiness from religion.

c_sacrifice_1_convinit_hom_l7m7.rsd

Where'd you get that sweet ride?

c_sacrifice_3_convinit_hom_l7m7.rsd

Gimme a lift, I gotta save Springfield!

c_sacrifice_5_convinit_hom_l7m7.rsd

We'll see, dad, we'll see

c_scorpion_2_convinit_hom_l1m3.rsd

scream He'll find my scorpion farm! Then where will my scorpions live? Only one person can help me, Lenny!

c_sharing_2_convinit_hom_l1m6.rsd

Marge, you know I abhor crazy plans. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go spy on my boss.

c_skeleton_1_convinit_hom_l1m5.rsd

So, Mr. Burns is behind all this. Evil spying is so like him, that wrinkled old monkey skeleton!

c_sleep_1_convinit_hom_l1m4.rsd

Finally, I can get some sleep.

c_sleep_3_convinit_hom_l1m4.rsd

D'oh!

c_son_2_convinit_hom_l2.rsd

Why should I give you that?

c_son_4_convinit_hom_l2.rsd

laughter Pay up, sucker!

c_son_6_convinit_hom_l2.rsd

Yeah, I guess I am.

c_there_1_noboxconv_hom_l1m7.rsd

There he is!

c_tooth_1_convinit_hom_l7b1.rsd

Doc Wunderstein's Tooth Power!

c_tooth_3_convinit_hom_l7b1.rsd

Eheh, gross. What next?

c_toxic_1_noboxconv_hom_l7m3.rsd

Hehe, boy, talk about thinning the nerd. Heheheheh, if I'm gonna kill those town-filming, black car-driving, cola-poisoning, laser-distributing reality show-filming monsters, I'm gonna need some more toxic waste!

c_violent_1_convinit_hom_l1m6.rsd

Mr. Burns is spying on everybody! We've got to follow him!

c_violent_3_convinit_hom_l1m6.rsd

But that game sounds awesome!

c_violent_5_convinit_hom_l1m6.rsd

I guess.

c_zombie_2_convinit_hom_l7m1.rsd

Not now, Lisa, I'm trying to listen to the baseball game!

c_zombie_4_convinit_hom_l7m1.rsd

Oh alright, I'll get us some survival supplies. Stupid Brockman, getting eaten by zombies!

homer Folder

d_air_hom_01.rsd

Just call me Air Homer!

d_air_hom_02.rsd

So long, suckers!

d_air_hom_03.rsd

Eat my dust!

d_air_hom_04.rsd

Woohoo, alright!

d_air_hom_05.rsd

USA, USA!

d_arrive_hom_01.rsd

Alright!

d_arrive_hom_02.rsd

Way to ignore the speed limit!

d_arrive_hom_03.rsd

Sweet!

d_bcrash_hom_01.rsd

D'oh!

d_bcrash_hom_02.rsd

Ow, my neck!

d_bcrash_hom_03.rsd

Ow, my ass!

d_bcrash_hom_04.rsd

Ow, my head!

d_bcrash_hom_05.rsd

I have no insurance!

d_bcrash_hom_06.rsd

Ohh, I swallowed my gum!

d_bcrash_hom_07.rsd

Lousy, rotten karmic retribution!

d_bcrash_hom_08.rsd

I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer!

d_break_hom_01.rsd

Take that!

d_break_hom_04.rsd

Comin' through!

d_break_hom_05.rsd

Outta control!

d_break_hom_06.rsd

Oaoah, outta control!

d_break_hom_07.rsd

I am excellente!

d_burn_hom_01.rsd

I'm a lean, mean speed thingy!

d_burn_hom_02.rsd

Ooh, the vibration's tickling my feet.

d_burn_hom_03.rsd

Eat my dust!

d_burn_hom_04.rsd

Let's do this thing!

d_carway_hom_01.rsd

Move it!

d_carway_hom_02.rsd

Move it!

d_carway_hom_03.rsd

Get outta my way, jerkass!

d_carway_hom_04.rsd

Can't you see I'm driving here?

d_carway_hom_driving.rsd

Tsk tsk tsk tsk. Reckless driving is my pet peeve.

d_carway_hom_felonies.rsd

I have road rage and I know how to use it!

d_damage_hom_01.rsd

D'oh!

d_damage_hom_02.rsd

I'm not a very good driver.

d_damage_hom_03.rsd

Let's see you do better!

d_damage_hom_takeit.rsd

Wow, this car sure can take a beating.

d_dcar_hom_01.rsd

I feel bad about myself

d_dcar_hom_02.rsd

OK, that's a lawsuit.

d_dcar_hom_03.rsd

That was so painful!

d_dcar_hom_04.rsd

Why me!

d_door_hom_01.rsd

What part of "get in" don't you understand?

d_door_hom_brain.rsd

Heehee! You're dumber than me!

d_door_hom_pink.rsd

The door's locked and I'm too lazy to open it.

d_door_hom_side.rsd

That's the wrong side!

d_hitp_hom_01.rsd

Take that!

d_hitp_hom_02.rsd

Please don't sue!

d_hitp_hom_03.rsd

Mistakes were made!

d_hitp_hom_04.rsd

D'oh!

d_hitp_hom_05.rsd

I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer!

d_mcrash_hom_01.rsd

Watch it, I almost spilt my sundae!

d_mcrash_hom_02.rsd

Learn to drive, dumbass!

d_mcrash_hom_03.rsd

That hurt.

d_mcrash_hom_04.rsd

Vengeance will be mine!

d_missp_hom_01.rsd

Get out of my way, jerkass!

d_missp_hom_02.rsd

I'll run ya down!

d_missp_hom_03.rsd

Outta control!

d_missp_hom_04.rsd

No offense, buddy!

d_time_hom_01.rsd

Hurry up, I have to pee!

d_time_hom_02.rsd

Get the lead out.

p_hitbyc_hom_01.rsd

Ow, my neck!

p_hitbyc_hom_02.rsd

Ow, my ass!

p_hitbyc_hom_03.rsd

Ow, my head!

p_hitbyc_hom_04.rsd

Ouch!

p_hitbyc_hom_05.rsd

Ow!

p_hitbyc_hom_06.rsd

Hey!

p_hitbyc_hom_07.rsd

Ouch!

p_hitbyc_hom_08.rsd

Oww!

p_hitbyw_hom_01.rsd

What the-!

p_hitbyw_hom_04.rsd

Thanks a lot.

p_hitbyw_hom_07.rsd

What the-!

p_hitbyw_hom_10.rsd

Why you little!

p_hitbyw_hom_11.rsd

Oof!

p_hitbyw_hom_12.rsd

D'oh!

p_hitbyw_hom_13.rsd

scream

p_hitbyw_hom_14.rsd

Ow, stop it!

p_hitbyw_hom_15.rsd

Ooch!

p_hitbyw_hom_91.rsd

Aahow!

p_hitbyw_hom_92.rsd

Ow!

p_hitbyw_hom_93.rsd

That was so painful!

p_hitbyw_hom_94.rsd

No officer, I haven't been drinking.

p_nhitbyc_hom_01.rsd

Son of a-!

p_nhitbyc_hom_02.rsd

Hey, what's up with that!

p_nhitbyc_hom_03.rsd

Hey!

p_nhitbyc_hom_04.rsd

What's up with that!

p_nhitbyc_hom_05.rsd

What's up with that!

w_activate_hom_buttons.rsd

Woohoo! I love senselessly pushing things!

w_activate_hom_press.rsd

Oh, I hope "do not press" means "press right away"!

w_activate_hom_thing.rsd

Thingy goes up!

w_activate_hom_what.rsd

What's this do?

w_aidestroy_hom_01.rsd

Everyone sucks but me-ee.

w_aidestroy_hom_02.rsd

Homer, Homer, Homer!

w_aidestroy_hom_03.rsd

You think you're better than me!

w_aidestroy_hom_04.rsd

In your face!

w_air_hom_01.rsd

Just call me Air Homer!

w_air_hom_02.rsd

So long, suckers!

w_air_hom_03.rsd

Eat my dust!

w_air_hom_04.rsd

Woohoo, alright!

w_arrive_hom_01.rsd

Woohoo! You should be in Cannonball Run!

w_arrive_hom_02.rsd

Way to ignore the speed limit!

w_arrive_hom_03.rsd

Your driving is adequate, but lacks passion.

w_arrive_hom_04.rsd

That was easy as pie. ...mmm, eggs over easy...

w_arrive_hom_04a.rsd

That was easy as pie. ...mmm, eggs over easy...

w_arrive_hom_drunk.rsd

When this is over, I'm hittin' the sauce!

w_askfood_hom_01.rsd

I need food that's flavorful, yet supple to the touch.

w_askfood_hom_blood.rsd

My blood cholesterol is low, gimme a recharge!

w_askfood_hom_burrito.rsd

I'm looking for something in a breakfast burrito.

w_askfood_hom_chest.rsd

Whatever food doesn't kill me makes me stronger.

w_askfood_hom_content.rsd

What do you have that is high in both fat and alcohol content?

w_askfood_hom_fatty.rsd

I need a selection of fatty treats, please.

w_askfood_hom_holiday.rsd

What do you have that will tantalize my very discerning palate?

w_askride_hom_getme.rsd

Can you come and get me? I'll pay you in back rubs!

w_askride_hom_getmea.rsd

Can you come and get me? I'll pay you in back rubs!

w_askride_hom_getmeb.rsd

Can you come and get me? I'll pay you in back rubs!

w_askride_hom_getmec.rsd

Can you come and get me? I'll pay you in back rubs!

w_askride_hom_sleeping.rsd

I need your help, my car is um... sleeping.

w_bcrash_hom_01.rsd

OK, that's a lawsuit.

w_bcrash_hom_02.rsd

Lousy, rotten karmic retribution!

w_bcrash_hom_03.rsd

I have no insurance!

w_bcrash_hom_04.rsd

Ohh, now I have a wedgie!

w_breakca_hom_firework.rsd

Marge will clean this mess up later.

w_breakca_hom_smart.rsd

If you're so smart, how come I broke you?

w_breakca_hom_smash.rsd

It's not like anyone likes these things.

w_breakca_hom_stupid.rsd

Haha! Stupid like a fox!

w_break_hom_01.rsd

Looks harder than it is.

w_break_hom_02.rsd

Woohoo!

w_break_hom_03.rsd

I didn't do it!

w_break_hom_04.rsd

Bart did it.

w_break_hom_05.rsd

I blame society.

w_break_hom_06.rsd

Nothing lasts forever.

w_break_hom_06a.rsd

Nothing lasts forever.

w_break_hom_07.rsd

Possessions are fleeting.

w_break_hom_herea.rsd

Uh, it was like that when I got here.

w_burn_hom_01.rsd

I'm a lean, mean speed thingy!

w_burn_hom_02.rsd

Ooh, the vibration's tickling my feet.

w_burn_hom_03.rsd

Eat my dust!

w_burn_hom_04.rsd

Hee hee hee hee heehee!

w_card_hom_01.rsd

Hoh, that was too easy!

w_card_hom_02.rsd

That was too easy!

w_card_hom_cool.rsd

I can sell this on the internet!

w_card_hom_drinker.rsd

Me wanty!

w_card_hom_sweet.rsd

Sweet, sweet obsessive collecting.

w_char_hom_09.rsd

Why you little!

w_char_hom_10.rsd

Rrrgh!

w_char_hom_11.rsd

Hii-ya!

w_char_hom_12.rsd

Yeah!

w_char_hom_god.rsd

I keep making God madder and madder.

w_char_hom_heal.rsd

Don't worry, that should heal fast.

w_char_hom_jerkbag.rsd

Outta my way, chump!

w_char_hom_older.rsd

An older boy told me to do it.

w_damage_hom_01.rsd

D'oh!

w_damage_hom_02.rsd

Oh, I think I broke something.

w_damage_hom_03.rsd

Ow, my neck!

w_damage_hom_04.rsd

Watch it!

w_dcar_hom_01.rsd

I feel bad about myself

w_dcar_hom_02.rsd

OK, that's a lawsuit.

w_dcar_hom_03.rsd

That was so painful!

w_dcar_hom_04.rsd

Why me!

w_dodge_hom_01.rsd

Son of a-!

w_dodge_hom_02.rsd

Hey, what's up with that!

w_dodge_hom_03.rsd

Hey!

w_dodge_hom_04.rsd

What the-!

w_dodge_hom_05.rsd

What the-!

w_dodge_hom_06.rsd

What the-!

w_fall_hom_01.rsd

scream

w_fall_hom_02.rsd

Homer go boom!

w_fall_hom_jebus.rsd

Save me, Jebus!

w_fall_hom_super.rsd

Save me, Duffman!

w_fall_hom_whee.rsd

Whee!

w_gic_hom_01.rsd

Well, it's about time!

w_gic_hom_legs.rsd

I love to sit!

w_gic_hom_nachos.rsd

Hey, I found my lost nachos!

w_gic_hom_roll.rsd

Let's roll!

w_goc_hom_here.rsd

Oh, I forgot my mission.

w_goc_hom_horse.rsd

Aw, I wish I had a dog with a saddle.

w_goc_hom_legs.rsd

Oh yeah, stretch the legs and the crotch.

w_goc_hom_walk.rsd

Walk? That wasn't part of the deal!

w_greeting_hom_01.rsd

My name is Homer.

w_greeting_hom_hanging.rsd

How's it hangin'?

w_greeting_hom_happen.rsd

What's up?

w_hitbyc_hom_01.rsd

Ow, my neck!

w_hitbyc_hom_02.rsd

Ow, my ass!

w_hitbyc_hom_03.rsd

Ow, my head!

w_hitbyc_hom_04.rsd

Ouch!

w_hitp_hom_01.rsd

Take that!

w_hitp_hom_02.rsd

Please don't sue!

w_hitp_hom_03.rsd

Mistakes were made!

w_hitp_hom_04.rsd

D'oh!

w_hitp_hom_05.rsd

I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer!

w_hitp_hom_06.rsd

Yeah!

w_hitp_hom_07.rsd

Take this!

w_hitp_hom_08.rsd

Uwah!

w_mcrash_hom_01.rsd

Watch it, I almost spilt my sundae!

w_mcrash_hom_02.rsd

Learn to drive, dumbass!

w_mcrash_hom_03.rsd

That hurt.

w_mcrash_hom_04.rsd

Vengeance will be mine!

w_mcrash_hom_05.rsd

D'oh!

w_mcrash_hom_50.rsd

Learn to drive, ya dumbass!

w_mfail_hom_01.rsd

D'oh!

w_mfail_hom_02.rsd

D'oh!

w_mfail_hom_03.rsd

D'oh!

w_mfail_hom_04.rsd

Nooooo!

w_mfail_hom_05.rsd

D'oh, sad clown, why do you torment me so?

w_mfail_hom_06.rsd

Aw, this video game su-ucks!

w_missp_hom_01.rsd

Get out of my way, jerkass!

w_missp_hom_02.rsd

I'll run ya down!

w_missp_hom_03.rsd

Outta control!

w_missp_hom_04.rsd

No offense, buddy!

w_mstart_hom_01.rsd

Let's do this thing!

w_mstart_hom_02.rsd

Piece o' cake! ...mmm, cake...

w_mstart_hom_03.rsd

It's crashing time!

w_mstart_hom_04.rsd

Sweet!

w_mvic_hom_01.rsd

We're number one! We're number one!

w_mvic_hom_02.rsd

I'm king of the world!

w_mvic_hom_03.rsd

Everyone sucks but me.

w_mvic_hom_04.rsd

In your face!

w_mvic_hom_05.rsd

I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!

w_mvic_hom_06.rsd

In your face! Woohoo!

w_mvic_hom_07.rsd

I'm so talented, and good-looking!

w_mvic_hom_30.rsd

Hoh, that was too easy!

w_newai_hom_01.rsd

Another one?

w_newai_hom_02.rsd

Lousy generic villains!

w_newai_hom_comeon.rsd

Oh, come on!

w_newai_hom_dare.rsd

Face King Homer, if you dare!

w_newai_hom_imagine.rsd

The important thing is I'm not imagining these guys!

w_objectw_hom_01.rsd

You mean I gotta get more?

w_objectw_hom_07.rsd

Where am I gonna put all these?

w_objectw_hom_09.rsd

Oh, I wanted a peanut.

w_objectw_hom_11.rsd

Just a few more!

w_objectw_hom_14.rsd

Woohoo!

w_objectw_hom_15.rsd

Woohoo!

w_passed_hom_cheat.rsd

He used a cheat code!

w_passed_hom_duff.rsd

As soon as I'm done scratching myself, you're history!

w_passed_hom_gum.rsd

Damn it, I dropped my kebab!

w_passed_hom_hate.rsd

Homer hates losing! Homer smash!

w_pass_hom_chance.rsd

Eat my dust, dust-eater!

w_pass_hom_shoe.rsd

And people say I'm slow... wait a minute, that was an insult!

w_pass_hom_suck.rsd

2, 4, 6, 8! You suck, I'm great! La da, dada! You I hate!

w_pass_hom_suckadlib.rsd

2, 4, 6, 8! You suck, I'm great! La da, dada! You are the one I... hate.

w_pass_hom_target.rsd

Stay on target, stay on target!

w_ridereply_hom_01.rsd

OK, I didn't ask for your life story.

w_ridereply_hom_02.rsd

Ooh, can I come?

w_ridereply_hom_burns.rsd

Driving people around has become tiresome... oh, OK.

w_ridereply_hom_census.rsd

Oh, sure, use me for my car!

w_ridereply_hom_computer.rsd

Did you know your breath smells like fried pork? Oh wait, that's the phone receiver. ...mmm, pork phone...

w_ridereply_hom_example.rsd

Now this is a perfect example of why democracy will never work in this country.

w_ridereply_hom_fire.rsd

OK, just let me fake my death here at the plant and I'll be right over.

w_ridereply_hom_gravy.rsd

Whoa, that last glass of gravy really made my chest hurt. I guess a drive would feel good.

w_ridereply_hom_sober.rsd

OK, I promised Marge I wouldn't come home drunk, so I need to drive around until I sober up.

w_ridereply_hom_spider.rsd

I wanna help, but... there's a spider near my car keys. Whew, never mind, it's gone.

w_ridereply_hom_tv.rsd

If I had a dollar for every call asking me for a ride, I'd have one dollar!

w_ridereply_hom_way.rsd

I'm on my way!

w_ridereply_hom_waya.rsd

I'm on my way!

w_springboard_hom_bouncy.rsd

Bouncy bouncy!

w_springboard_hom_soaring.rsd

Ooh, I'm soaring like a candy wrapper in an updraft!

w_springboard_hom_whee.rsd

Whee!

w_springboard_hom_whoa.rsd

Whoa!

w_tail_hom_01.rsd

So long, suckers!

w_tail_hom_02.rsd

Now that's driving!

w_tail_hom_03.rsd

In your face!

w_tail_hom_04.rsd

Hoh, that was too easy!

w_time_hom_01.rsd

Hurry up, I have to pee!

w_time_hom_02.rsd

Get the lead out.

w_time_hom_child.rsd

Hurry up, I'm gonna miss quality network television!

w_time_hom_lobo.rsd

Hurry up, I'm missing No Pants Island!

w_turbo_hom_bikini.rsd

Ouch, my bikini zone's chafing!

w_turbo_hom_chest.rsd

Chest pains, having chest pains!

w_turbo_hom_kids.rsd

gasp Must... never... run... again.

w_turbo_hom_nap.rsd

Wow, I need a disco nap.

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