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Milhouse Van Houten Dialogue

This page has transcriptions of Milhouse Van Houten's dialogue.

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c_bonestorm_2_convinit_mil_l2m1.rsd

I'm standing right here, Bart.

c_bonestorm_4_convinit_mil_l2m1.rsd

You better get out of here, Bart. Principal Skinner's looking for everyone that skipped school today, and when you're caught, it's expulsion, Bart. Expulsion!

c_count_1_noboxconv_mil_l1r1.rsd

Three, two, one!

c_count_1_noboxconv_mil_l2r1.rsd

Three, two, one!

c_count_1_noboxconv_mil_l3r1.rsd

Three, two, go!

c_count_1_noboxconv_mil_l4r1.rsd

Uh, the car fumes are making me dizzy, whoa, hah.

c_count_1_noboxconv_mil_l5r1.rsd

Three, two, one, drive!

c_count_1_noboxconv_mil_l6r1.rsd

Three, two, one!

c_count_3_noboxconv_mil_l4r1.rsd

Three, two... hacking cough, wheezing ...one! Uch.

c_fail2_3_noboxconv_mil_l6r2.rsd

I can hear you!

c_intro_2_convinit_mil_l1r1.rsd

Patty and Selma won't give me a license to ride a bike without safety wheels, unless I run the driving tests.

c_intro_2_convinit_mil_l2r1.rsd

I rescheduled; the DMV has us all doing these stupid races. This state should get some child labor laws.

c_intro_2_convinit_mil_l3r1.rsd

It's not so bad, I get a green cookie on Saint Patrick's Day... it comes out of my paycheck.

c_intro_2_convinit_mil_l4r1.rsd

Patty and Selma trapped me in debt slavery, so I'm doing their job for them now.

c_intro_2_convinit_mil_l5r1.rsd

Your nachos have hair in them!

c_intro_2_convinit_mil_l6r1.rsd

I've decided to buckle under and accept it. The money I earn goes toward my dad's child support payments.

c_intro_4_convinit_mil_l4r1.rsd

You have to win these races and you'll get yourself a new car, or something. I don't know, I'm so tired.

c_intro_4_convinit_mil_l5r1.rsd

OK. Well, you have to race now.

c_noiseland_2_convinit_mil_l3m2.rsd

Uh, I haven't seen him. Hey, can I buy you a frozen yogurt? I'll throw in two dry toppings or one wet topping!

c_noiseland_4_convinit_mil_l3m2.rsd

Well, he might be at Wall E. Weasel's; he likes the smell of the ball cage.

c_sign_1_convinit_mil_l3m2.rsd

Hi Lisa! My, your hair looks pointy today.

c_sign_3_convinit_mil_l3m2.rsd

So, Lisa, do you have a date for the harvest dance?

c_sign_5_convinit_mil_l3m2.rsd

It's never a good time! pathetic sobbing

c_store_1_convinit_mil_l3m2.rsd

Oh, hi, Lisa! Huh, fancy meeting you here!

c_store_3_convinit_mil_l3m2.rsd

Uh, I heard Bart might be out by the Springfield sign. Perhaps you'd like to share some chewing gum?