Hans Moleman Dialogue

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Shh! I'm hiding from the police. If the police find me out past curfew, they'll throw me in jail! I won't survive another night in jail.

Talk to Abe, he mentioned crop circles once. Hurry up and get to the home before the police lock the doors.

All I know is pain.

I have fluid in my lungs.

Ow, I hit my head.

My brain is bleeding.

I don't have insurance!

Not again.

My wrinkles hurt.

Cold, so cold.

I'm all dead inside.

I'm so alone.

This was the highlight of my life.

Missed me! Loser!