This page has transcriptions of Ned Flanders's dialogue.
conversations Folder
c_culprit_1_convinit_fla_l1m2.rsd
Ugh, I'm all in a dither, Homer. So many of my possessions have disappeared, I called the police to find the culprit.
c_culprit_3_convinit_fla_l1m2.rsd
My lawn mower, my cooler, my lawn chair, a family portrait, even Rod's inhaler! What kind of sick individual would take this stuff?
c_firstaid_2_convinit_fla_l7m1.rsd
Well, I was hopin' to save it for Rodder and Todder, to, y'know, bandage their brain-eater booboos.
c_firstaid_4_convinit_fla_l7m1.rsd
Will that work to fend off zombies?
c_firstaid_6_convinit_fla_l7m1.rsd
H'okilly dokilly! Here's the first aid kit.
c_reward_2_convinit_fla_l1m2.rsd
Hahah, thanks neighborooney. Here's your reward, a prayer from the Lord's number one fan. Our Father in heaven, bless this noble oaf.
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p_hitbyc_fla_01.rsd
scream I'm comin' to join you, Maude!
p_hitbyc_fla_02.rsd
Owww!
p_hitbyc_fla_03.rsd
Auoww!
p_hitbyc_fla_04.rsd
I think I hurt my neck.
p_hitbyc_fla_05.rsd
Don't worry, I have insurance.
p_hitbyc_fla_06.rsd
Gah!
p_hitbyc_fla_07.rsd
Yikes.
p_hitbyc_fla_08.rsd
Jiminy!
p_hitbyc_fla_09.rsd
Oh golly!
p_hitbyc_fla_10.rsd
Aah!
p_hitbyc_fla_11.rsd
Ooh!
p_hitbyc_fla_god.rsd
Augh, I guess this is God's plan.
p_hitbyw_fla_01.rsd
Heheh, bless your mistake, friend.
p_hitbyw_fla_02.rsd
I-I suffer for your sins.
p_hitbyw_fla_03.rsd
Ahah, good one!
p_hitbyw_fla_04.rsd
Yoww!
p_hitbyw_fla_07.rsd
Yaaa!
p_hitbyw_fla_08.rsd
Auh!
p_hitbyw_fla_09.rsd
Hey, now that's just plain rude!
p_hitbyw_fla_bump.rsd
Woah, you bumped me there, fella!
p_hitbyw_fla_firm.rsd
That's OK, my flesh is surprisingly firm.
p_hitbyw_fla_sure.rsd
Heh, I'm sure that was an accident.
p_nhitbyc_fla_01.rsd
Ohh! Look out there, fella!
p_nhitbyc_fla_02.rsd
Yikes! That was close.
p_nhitbyc_fla_03.rsd
Hey, now wait a goldarn minute here!
p_nhitbyc_fla_04.rsd
Uh-oh.
w_doorbell_fla_house01.rsd
ding dong Do you know the gumdrop- uh, I mean password?
w_doorbell_fla_house02.rsd
ding dong Is that you, Lord?
w_doorbell_fla_house03.rsd
ding dong Not now, I'm busy genuflecting.
w_doorbell_fla_house04.rsd
ding dong Finally, my videotape of Christian vegetables is here!