This page has transcriptions of Todd Flanders's dialogue.
conversations Folder
c_firstaid_7_convinit_todd_l7m1.rsd
Daddy, if the zombies are dead, why aren't they in heaven?
todd Folder
w_doorbell_todd_shelter01.rsd
This bomb shelter is occupied!
w_doorbell_todd_shelter02.rsd
Is that you, Lord?
w_doorbell_todd_shelter03.rsd
Yay! The rapture!
w_doorbell_todd_shelter04.rsd
Stranger danger.