This page has transcriptions of Lenny Leonard's dialogue.
Hey Homer, how 'bout a breakfast churro?
Yeah, I think I saw him at the Kwik-E-Mart. More breakfast churros for Lenny!
Ah! More pain for Lenny!
Who would do this to a war hero?
Why God?! Why?!
Frottage is a crime!
Now I'm taking a sick day.
Pfft, clumsiness has become epidemic.
Ngaw, I dropped my bear claw.
Hey watch where you're going!