This page lists transcriptions of all of Apu Nahasapeemapetilon's dialogue in The Simpsons: Hit & Run.

apu Folder

File	Transcription
apu/d_aidestroy_apu_excell.rsd	Never have I seen such excellence.
apu/d_aidestroy_apu_impress.rsd	I am most assuredly impressed.
apu/d_aidestroy_apu_thrill.rsd	That was most thrilling!
apu/d_aidestroy_apu_trem.rsd	Tremendous!
apu/d_air_apu_fun.rsd	I am having so much fun.
apu/d_air_apu_house.rsd	I can see my house from here!
apu/d_air_apu_maha.rsd	I am higher than the Maharishi!
apu/d_air_apu_vishnu.rsd	Vishnu! Here I come!
apu/d_arrive_apu_easy.rsd	I make this look easy.
apu/d_arrive_apu_here.rsd	Here we are at the destination.
apu/d_arrive_apu_karma.rsd	Good karma.
apu/d_bcrash_apu_future.rsd	Perhaps I should refrain from doing that in the future.
apu/d_bcrash_apu_ohno.rsd	Oh no!
apu/d_bcrash_apu_skull.rsd	Ah! I smashed my skull!
apu/d_break_apu_clean.rsd	Hah! Cleanup in aisle one!
apu/d_break_apu_random.rsd	This is just between me and you, random object.
apu/d_break_apu_shiva.rsd	Oh, Shiva smiles on such behavior.
apu/d_burn_apu_metal.rsd	This is not good for my insurance.
apu/d_carway_apu_vehicle.rsd	Move your clumsy vehicle!
apu/d_carway_apu_way.rsd	Get out of the way!
apu/d_damage_apu_dear.rsd	Oh, dear.
apu/d_damage_apu_disgrace.rsd	Oh, never have I seen such a four wheel disgrace.
apu/d_damage_apu_ohno.rsd	Oh, no!
apu/d_damage_apu_think2.rsd	What in the hell were you thinking, sir?
apu/d_dcar_apu_mad.rsd	Oh, Manjula is going to be so mad.
apu/d_dcar_apu_outlet.rsd	Oh, that was an expensive mistake.
apu/d_door_apu_drivea.rsd	If you want to drive one of these, get your own twenty-two-hour-a-day job!
apu/d_door_apu_today.rsd	Get in the car please, I have many places to go today.
apu/d_hitp_apu_dear.rsd	Oh, dear.
apu/d_hitp_apu_entertain.rsd	Oh, your misfortune is most entertaining.
apu/d_hitp_apu_fear.rsd	Oh do not fear, you will be reincarnated.
apu/d_hitp_apu_step.rsd	You should not have stepped in front of my car.
apu/d_mcrash_apu_dear.rsd	Oh, dear.
apu/d_mcrash_apu_disgrace.rsd	Oh, never have I seen such a four wheel disgrace.
apu/d_mcrash_apu_hell.rsd	scoff What in the hell were you thinking?
apu/d_missp_apu_fault.rsd	Not my fault!
apu/d_missp_apu_silly.rsd	Get out of my way, silly pedestrian!
apu/d_missp_apu_watch.rsd	Why don't you watch where you are walking?!
apu/d_time_apu_late.rsd	Apu does not like to be late.
apu/d_time_apu_rate.rsd	We are never going to get there at this rate.
apu/p_hitbyc_apu_01.rsd	Stop you crazy driver!
apu/p_hitbyc_apu_rude.rsd	That was so rude.
apu/p_hitbyc_apu_skull.rsd	Ah! I smashed my skull!
apu/p_hitbyc_apu_wound.rsd	Dooh! That has reopened my many gunshot wounds.
apu/p_hitbyw_apu_01.rsd	Oh!
apu/p_hitbyw_apu_02.rsd	Ouch!
apu/p_hitbyw_apu_03.rsd	Goodness!
apu/p_hitbyw_apu_04.rsd	Oh my!
apu/p_hitbyw_apu_05.rsd	Ah!
apu/p_hitbyw_apu_06.rsd	Yoh!
apu/p_hitbyw_apu_07.rsd	Hooney!
apu/p_hitbyw_apu_08.rsd	Oh no!
apu/p_hitbyw_apu_09.rsd	Please don't!
apu/p_nhitbyc_apu_02.rsd	Goodness!
apu/p_nhitbyc_apu_03.rsd	Oh no!
apu/p_nhitbyc_apu_04.rsd	Please don't!
apu/p_nhitbyc_apu_flesh.rsd	Look out! My flesh is less resilient than it looks.
apu/w_activate_apu_go.rsd	Push push push!
apu/w_activate_apu_hope.rsd	I hope this works.
apu/w_activate_apu_try.rsd	Hm, let's try this thing.
apu/w_aidestroy_apu_impress.rsd	I am most assuredly impressed.
apu/w_aidestroy_apu_never.rsd	Never have I seen such excellence.
apu/w_aidestroy_apu_thrilling.rsd	That was most thrilling!
apu/w_aidestroy_apu_trem.rsd	Tremendous!
apu/w_air_apu_fun.rsd	I am having so much fun.
apu/w_air_apu_house.rsd	I can see my house from here!
apu/w_air_apu_maha.rsd	I am higher than the Maharishi!
apu/w_air_apu_vishnu.rsd	Vishnu! Here I come!
apu/w_arrive_apu_easy.rsd	I make this look easy.
apu/w_arrive_apu_here.rsd	Here we are at the destination.
apu/w_arrive_apu_karma.rsd	Good karma.
apu/w_askfood_apu_fatty.rsd	Alright, juvenile. Serve me a fatty poison of some kind.
apu/w_askfood_apu_food.rsd	My huge potbelly is completely empty.
apu/w_askfood_apu_giving.rsd	Please to be giving me something to eat, thank you.
apu/w_askfood_apu_kill.rsd	What do you have that won't immediately kill me?
apu/w_askfood_apu_outside.rsd	How odd to eat non Kwik-E-Mart food.
apu/w_askfood_apu_vegan.rsd	Do you have anything at all made of chickpeas?
apu/w_askride_apu_life.rsd	If you give me a ride, I will pay you a million dollars in the next life I promise.
apu/w_askride_apu_ride.rsd	Could I possibly get a ride?
apu/w_bcrash_apu_driving.rsd	What are you trying to prove with this crazy driving?!
apu/w_bcrash_apu_future.rsd	Perhaps I should refrain from doing that in the future.
apu/w_bcrash_apu_ohno.rsd	Oh, no!
apu/w_bcrash_apu_skull.rsd	Ah! I smashed my skull!
apu/w_breakca_apu_01.rsd	Call me the Hindu God of Death! Oof!
apu/w_breakca_apu_creepy.rsd	Oof, these things are just too creepy. Oof!
apu/w_breakca_apu_forgive.rsd	Oh, forgive my action, little device!
apu/w_breakca_apu_forgivea.rsd	Oh, forgive my action, little device.
apu/w_breakca_apu_lessa.rsd	One less of you.
apu/w_break_apu_aisle.rsd	Hah! Cleanup in aisle one!
apu/w_break_apu_random.rsd	This is just between me and you, random object.
apu/w_break_apu_shiva.rsd	Oh, Shiva smiles on such behavior.
apu/w_burn_apu_blood.rsd	I am a lean, mean, vindaloo machine!
apu/w_burn_apu_cricket.rsd	Jiminy crickets!
apu/w_burn_apu_power.rsd	Three hundred horses of convenient power!
apu/w_card_apu_01.rsd	I hope these unlock many secrets.
apu/w_card_apu_collect.rsd	Collecting useless things makes me feel like a true American!
apu/w_card_apu_many.rsd	I wonder how many of these there are.
apu/w_card_apu_manya.rsd	I wonder how many of these there are?
apu/w_card_apu_who.rsd	Who would put such a thing in such a place?
apu/w_carway_apu_cracker.rsd	Move it, cracker!
apu/w_carway_apu_hindu.rsd	Hindu coming through!
apu/w_carway_apu_whitey.rsd	Hey, move it, whitey!
apu/w_char_apu_04.rsd	Oh!
apu/w_char_apu_05.rsd	Hah!
apu/w_char_apu_flesh.rsd	Look out! My flesh is less resilient than it looks.
apu/w_char_apu_kwik.rsd	Stay out of my way please, Kwik-E-Mart business!
apu/w_char_apu_silly.rsd	Out of my way, silly customer!
apu/w_damage_apu_four2.rsd	Never have I seen such a four wheel disgrace.
apu/w_damage_apu_hell.rsd	scoff What in the hell were you thinking?!
apu/w_damage_apu_hell2.rsd	What in the hell were you thinking, sir?
apu/w_damage_apu_ohdear.rsd	Oh, dear.
apu/w_damage_apu_ohno.rsd	Oh, no!
apu/w_dcar_apu_dear.rsd	Oh, dear.
apu/w_dcar_apu_shame.rsd	You should feel only moderate shame.
apu/w_dcar_apu_suck.rsd	Forgive the rudeness but, you suck.
apu/w_dcar_apu_think2.rsd	What in the hell were you thinking, sir?
apu/w_fall_apu_dream.rsd	Oh please, be a dream!
apu/w_fall_apu_poor.rsd	Oh! What a poor decision!
apu/w_fall_apu_whoa.rsd	Whoa!
apu/w_foodreply_apu_bacon.rsd	Perhaps a little chocolate-covered bacon will suit your needs.
apu/w_foodreply_apu_canada.rsd	This batter-fried chili dog is illegal in seven states!
apu/w_foodreply_apu_combo.rsd	Perhaps the crazy name of my new Crazy Value Combo will appeal to you.
apu/w_foodreply_apu_curry.rsd	Perhaps this curry pixie stick will suit your fancy.
apu/w_foodreply_apu_energy.rsd	This new health bar is pure chocolate.
apu/w_foodreply_apu_fats.rsd	Might I suggest the new Cheddar Squishee. It's the latest thing in chilled fats!
apu/w_foodreply_apu_indian.rsd	This new Squishee Vindaloo will bring out the Indian in anyone.
apu/w_foodreply_apu_karmic.rsd	The additives in this microwave burrito will extend, or shorten, your life.
apu/w_foodreply_apu_meat.rsd	I think you will find this cylindrical meat casing most enjoyable.
apu/w_foodreply_apu_mystery.rsd	Maybe you would care to eat what's in the mystery box.
apu/w_foodreply_apu_needs.rsd	Perhaps some surprisingly expensive penny candy will suit your needs.
apu/w_foodreply_apu_pork.rsd	Try our new Pork Squishee! It's Ham-tastic!
apu/w_foodreply_apu_sanjay.rsd	I'm so glad you came. If I don't increase profits, I'll have to sell Sanjay to the Krusty Burger!
apu/w_foodreply_apu_shrimp.rsd	Perhaps a little, quote-unquote, "shrimp" will tide you over.
apu/w_foodreply_apu_sticks.rsd	I would be happy to suggest these new pretzel rods. They're made by an oil company.
apu/w_foodreply_apu_sticksa.rsd	I would be happy to suggest these new pretzel rods. They're made by an oil company!
apu/w_goc_apu_air.rsd	Oof, the fresh air is somewhat confusing.
apu/w_goc_apu_finish.rsd	Oof, I must finish quickly or vomit.
apu/w_goc_apu_lithe.rsd	I hope I am still the lithe runner I was in my youth!
apu/w_greeting_apu_fine.rsd	How are you this fine day?
apu/w_greeting_apu_loyal.rsd	Greetings, loyal customer!
apu/w_hitbyc_apu_rude.rsd	That was so rude!
apu/w_hitbyc_apu_skull.rsd	Ah! I smashed my skull!
apu/w_hitbyc_apu_wound.rsd	Dooh! That has reopened my many gunshot wounds.
apu/w_hitp_apu_01.rsd	Thank you for not dodging!
apu/w_hitp_apu_02.rsd	Your misfortune is most entertaining to me.
apu/w_hitp_apu_car.rsd	You should not have stepped in front of my car.
apu/w_hitp_apu_enter.rsd	Oh, your misfortune is most entertaining.
apu/w_hitp_apu_fear.rsd	Oh do not fear, you will be reincarnated.
apu/w_hitp_apu_silly.rsd	Get out of my way, silly pedestrian!
apu/w_longjump_apu_excell.rsd	Most excellent!
apu/w_longjump_apu_thrill.rsd	That was most thrilling!
apu/w_longjump_apu_trem.rsd	Tremendous!
apu/w_mcrash_apu_ability.rsd	Oh, how unproductive.
apu/w_mcrash_apu_dear.rsd	Oh, dear.
apu/w_mcrash_apu_four.rsd	Oh, never have I seen such a four wheel disgrace.
apu/w_mcrash_apu_ohno.rsd	Oh, no!
apu/w_mcrash_apu_think.rsd	scoff What in the hell were you thinking?
apu/w_mfail_apu_end.rsd	It looks like the end of the road for Apu.
apu/w_mfail_apu_failure.rsd	Oh, I cannot watch such a display of failure!
apu/w_mfail_apu_feel.rsd	I feel like an untouchable!
apu/w_mfail_apu_shame.rsd	I have brought shame to my family and my store.
apu/w_missa_apu_cracker.rsd	Move it, cracker!
apu/w_missa_apu_going.rsd	Why don't you watch where you're going?!
apu/w_missa_apu_hindu.rsd	Hindu coming through!
apu/w_missa_apu_whitey.rsd	Hey, move it, whitey!
apu/w_missp_apu_car.rsd	You should not have stepped in front of my car.
apu/w_missp_apu_dear.rsd	Oh, dear.
apu/w_missp_apu_silly.rsd	Get out of my way, silly pedestrian!
apu/w_mstart_apu_odor.rsd	I must admit, the smell of fresh air is much more pleasing than the odor of the hot dog machine.
apu/w_mstart_apu_store.rsd	Hopefully my store will not be robbed more than four times while I am driving around today.
apu/w_mstart_apu_teens.rsd	Oh, I had better hurry. Last time I left my store, hoodlums put pornography in the bridal magazines.
apu/w_mvic_apu_01.rsd	Thank you all for coming, I'll see you in hell!
apu/w_mvic_apu_03.rsd	Shiva H. Vishnu! My jubilation knows no bounds!
apu/w_mvic_apu_brahmin.rsd	Oh! I feel like a Brahmin!
apu/w_mvic_apu_come.rsd	Thank you, come again.
apu/w_mvic_apu_driver.rsd	I am the greatest driver in all the land!
apu/w_mvic_apu_glory.rsd	I have brought glory to the name of Nahasapeemapetilon!
apu/w_mvic_apu_like.rsd	That's it Apu, make them like it!
apu/w_newai_apu_come.rsd	Where'd that guy come from?
apu/w_newai_apu_kid.rsd	You have got to be kidding me.
apu/w_newai_apu_ohno.rsd	Oh, no!
apu/w_objectw_apu_hurry.rsd	I've got to hurry up or my arranged bride will chastise me!
apu/w_objectw_apu_papa.rsd	Come to papa, random object!
apu/w_objectw_apu_room.rsd	I hope I have room in my pants for this.
apu/w_objectw_apu_sense.rsd	Who put this here? It makes no sense!
apu/w_passed_apu_cheat.rsd	Oh come on, he cheated!
apu/w_passed_apu_comeon.rsd	Color me outraged!
apu/w_passed_apu_disgrace.rsd	Oh, what a disgrace!
apu/w_pass_apu_chance.rsd	You have no chance!
apu/w_pass_apu_vehicle.rsd	Too slow, opposing vehicle!
apu/w_pass_apu_woohoo.rsd	Woohoo!
apu/w_ridereply_apu_azteca.rsd	I hope you like loud Indian music, because I do! loud Indian music
apu/w_ridereply_apu_childrena.rsd	Eh, why not. Anything to keep me from my family, ha!
apu/w_ridereply_apu_jiffy.rsd	I'll be there in a jiffy, or my name isn't Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.
apu/w_ridereply_apu_karma.rsd	Of course, it will be good for my karma.
apu/w_ridereply_apu_kwik.rsd	Come on in. Sorry, but I'm bleeding from a recent gunshot wound. Oof.
apu/w_ridereply_apu_meat.rsd	I hope you don't mind, my car smells like chutney.
apu/w_ridereply_apu_minor.rsd	Oh sure, with my twenty-two-hour work day, I have lots of time to help out minor acquaintances.
apu/w_ridereply_apu_nudity.rsd	Please don't sit on my Ganesh doll.
apu/w_ridereply_apu_police.rsd	Get in, whitey!
apu/w_springboard_apu_01.rsd	Bouncy bouncy!
apu/w_springboard_apu_acro.rsd	Oh, I am surprisingly acrobatic!
apu/w_springboard_apu_flying.rsd	I'm flying!
apu/w_springboard_apu_whee.rsd	Whee!
apu/w_tail_apu_bargain.rsd	That car belongs in the bargain bin!
apu/w_tail_apu_easier.rsd	Your failure shames you! Yes you!
apu/w_tail_apu_try.rsd	Nice try, foolish driver!
apu/w_time_apu_hurry.rsd	Oh, I must hurry in a forward direction!
apu/w_time_apu_late.rsd	Apu does not like to be late.
apu/w_time_apu_rate.rsd	We are never going to get there at this rate.
apu/w_turbo_apu_01.rsd	My cardio is shot!
apu/w_turbo_apu_02.rsd	Oh, my giant gut is slowing me down.
apu/w_turbo_apu_breath.rsd	Oh, fathering eight children has really hurt my stamina.
apu/w_turbo_apu_minute.rsd	Just give me a minute, to catch my breath.
apu/w_turbo_apu_sleep.rsd	Oh, I should sleep more.

conversations Folder

File	Transcription
conversations/c_borrowing_1_convinit_apu_l5.rsd	Mr. Homer, sir. Do you have an oversized vehicle that I might be borrowing?
conversations/c_borrowing_3_convinit_apu_l5.rsd	Fine, whatever.
conversations/c_burger_1_convinit_apu_l3m3.rsd	Oh, this is terrible! A very bad man is delivering roadkill to all the Krusty Burgers, which are cheaper than my Kwik-E-Dogs!
conversations/c_clown(2)_1_convinit_apu_l5m4.rsd	Hello, famous American clown. I wish to ask a favor.
conversations/c_clown(2)_3_convinit_apu_l5m4.rsd	I require information about trucks delivering evil cola. How can I get this classified data?
conversations/c_clown_5_convinit_apu_l5m4.rsd	Thank you, horrible man.
conversations/c_congrats_2_convinit_apu_l1.rsd	What happened to the ice cream with mini pies your wife bought this morning?
conversations/c_cud_2_noboxconv_apu_l3m3.rsd	This is a moment of joy for us both!
conversations/c_dmv_2_convinit_apu_l5m5.rsd	Oh, thank you. Thank you, my violent associate!
conversations/c_emergency(2)_2_convinit_apu_l5m3.rsd	Oh no, my babies!
conversations/c_fail1_2_noboxconv_apu_l5r1.rsd	Oof, I feel a need to wash myself vigorously.
conversations/c_fail2_1_noboxconv_apu_l5r3.rsd	So how did I do?
conversations/c_fail2_2_noboxconv_apu_l5r1.rsd	OK, now I am scared.
conversations/c_hideout_1_noboxconv_apu_l5m6.rsd	What possible service could this be to the community?
conversations/c_hovercar_2_convinit_apu_l5.rsd	No, nothing specifically of the hovering kind, no.
conversations/c_hovercar_4_convinit_apu_l5.rsd	What are you talking about?
conversations/c_hovercar_6_convinit_apu_l5.rsd	OK, what on earth can I do?
conversations/c_intro_1_convinit_apu_l5r1.rsd	Hello, little customer. Are you here to help me in some fashion?
conversations/c_intro_1_convinit_apu_l5r2.rsd	Hello, little hoodlum. What is causing you to be standing here now?
conversations/c_intro_1_convinit_apu_l5r3.rsd	Hey, aren't you the boy who nearly drowned in the nacho cheese?
conversations/c_intro_3_convinit_apu_l5r1.rsd	The hair is your protein.
conversations/c_italian_1_convinit_apu_l5m2.rsd	Hello, stereotypical Italians. Please to tell me the source of the evil cola.
conversations/c_italian_3_convinit_apu_l5m2.rsd	Oh my gosh, your thinly-veiled threat has reminded me of my fatherly duties! I'm supposed to pick up the octuplets at the doctor's!
conversations/c_jerkwater_2_noboxconv_apu_l3m3.rsd	Perhaps you should consult Professor Frink at the observatory. He seems to know everything, except why I ever came to this jerkwater burg.
conversations/c_mob_1_noboxconv_apu_l5m1.rsd	The Legitimate Businessman's Social Club. Looks like Apu Nahasapeemapetilon is taking on... the mob!
conversations/c_mugging_2_convinit_apu_l5m5.rsd	Oh, what good luck, a criminal!
conversations/c_mugging_4_convinit_apu_l5m5.rsd	Surely a violent filthbag such as yourself could find out who is driving the black cola vans.
conversations/c_mugging_6_convinit_apu_l5m5.rsd	It is a deal.
conversations/c_mugging_8_convinit_apu_l5m5.rsd	Yes yes, whatever.
conversations/c_museum_1_convinit_apu_l5m7.rsd	Oh, Mr. Bart! I have discovered that the evil cola is being made in the Springfield Museum!
conversations/c_museum_3_convinit_apu_l5m7.rsd	And my car is out of gas!
conversations/c_museum_5_convinit_apu_l5m7.rsd	At those prices? No way!
conversations/c_profanity_1_convinit_apu_l5m6.rsd	If you do not tell me who owns the cola trucks, then I will be forced to use... profanity!
conversations/c_profanity_3_convinit_apu_l5m6.rsd	The museum! Oh, each level of this adventure is more exciting than the last!
conversations/c_redeem_1_convinit_apu_l5m1.rsd	Oh, I have been selling tainted cola. Unless I redeem myself, I will be reincarnated as a sea cucumber, or worse, a land cucumber! I must find the source of this evil beverage, the soda invoice commanded I go here, but I see no cola factory. Ooh, a cola truck! Time for me to do that Hindu that I do.
conversations/c_relief_2_convinit_apu_l5b1.rsd	Ugh, do not patronize my faith, OK?
conversations/c_scared_2_convinit_apu_l6m1.rsd	I'm sorry sir, but I cannot speak English, I only speak Hindi.
conversations/c_scared_4_convinit_apu_l6m1.rsd	Uh, yes I learned these phonetically.
conversations/c_scared_6_convinit_apu_l6m1.rsd	Up-down, up-down, go hot dog, butter my undershirt, blah blah blah.
conversations/c_seedy_1_convinit_apu_l5m4.rsd	Perhaps I should consult someone with connections to Springfield's seedy underbelly.
conversations/c_stinkdog_2_noboxconv_apu_l2m5.rsd	Please stop what you are doing, no one can sell rotten meat in this town but me!
conversations/c_success_2_convinit_apu_l5r2.rsd	I am American!
conversations/c_success_2_convinit_apu_l5r3.rsd	Oh, thank the gods there is!
conversations/c_tainted_2_convinit_apu_l4m7.rsd	Oh, there is little here not tainted in some way. Even the astrology scrolls give poor advice. But, I will get to the bottom of this.
conversations/c_tainted_4_convinit_apu_l4m7.rsd	Careful, Mrs. Simpson, this cola makes people do irrational things without guilt. It is as though they have bottled the effects of a raging frat kegger.
conversations/c_trust_1_convinit_apu_l5m6.rsd	Sir, this folder is empty! To rob me is one thing, but I never expected you to lie.
conversations/c_trust_3_convinit_apu_l5m6.rsd	Oh, I should know better than to trust that demented chuckle, but OK.
conversations/c_tushie_1_convinit_apu_l5m3.rsd	Quickly! Cover my incontinent children's tushies!
conversations/c_victim_1_noboxconv_apu_l5m5.rsd	Empty! I am the victim of chicanery most vile!

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