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Groundskeeper Willie

This page has transcriptions of Groundskeeper Willie's dialogue.

conversations Folder

File Transcription Notes
conversations/c_tractor_2_convinit_wil_l4.rsd Err, I've got to sell my beloved tractor. My father's been thrown in the clink for football hooliganism and I've no money for his bail.

willie Folder

File Transcription Notes
willie/p_hitbyc_wil_01.rsd I'll cobble your mockers!
willie/p_hitbyc_wil_02.rsd Oh, what did you go and do that for?!
willie/p_hitbyc_wil_03.rsd If you were in Scotland, we'd dunk you in the pig slop!
willie/p_hitbyc_wil_04.rsd Auch, that's gonna leave a mark!
willie/p_hitbyc_wil_05.rsd Ech, I need some of Scotland's finest right now.
willie/p_hitbyc_wil_06.rsd You call that a crushing blow?!
willie/p_hitbyc_wil_07.rsd Damn you American drivers!
willie/p_hitbyc_wil_08.rsd Ehh, it's high school all over again!
willie/p_hitbyc_wil_09.rsd Gah!
willie/p_hitbyc_wil_10.rsd Auch!
willie/p_hitbyc_wil_11.rsd Eh!
willie/p_hitbyc_wil_12.rsd Ooch!
willie/p_hitbyc_wil_13.rsd Argh!
willie/p_hitbyc_wil_14.rsd Ough!
willie/p_hitbyw_wil_01.rsd Sod off, you mockers.
willie/p_hitbyw_wil_02.rsd Oh, what did you go and do that for?
willie/p_hitbyw_wil_03.rsd You'd get eaten alive on the streets of Glasgow.
willie/p_hitbyw_wil_04.rsd Eh, just give up.
willie/p_hitbyw_wil_05.rsd Are you starting something?
willie/p_hitbyw_wil_06.rsd Don't make me whale on you.
willie/p_hitbyw_wil_07.rsd distressed Scotsman noises
willie/p_hitbyw_wil_07a.rsd distressed Scotsman noises
willie/p_hitbyw_wil_08.rsd Auch, I should have moved to the highlands of Springfield.
willie/p_nhitbyc_wil_01.rsd Watch where you're going!
willie/p_nhitbyc_wil_02.rsd Are you daft?!
willie/p_nhitbyc_wil_03.rsd The Scots have a word for you, crap!
willie/p_nhitbyc_wil_04.rsd Don't make Willie angry, you wouldn't like Willie when he's angry!
willie/p_nhitbyc_wil_05.rsd Why don't you watch where you're going, you filthy colonial?!
willie/p_nhitbyc_wil_06.rsd Don't make me throw my caber at you!
willie/p_nhitbyc_wil_07.rsd I should brown bottle you!
willie/p_nhitbyc_wil_08.rsd Give me one more reason not to throttle your knackers!
willie/w_doorbell_wil_shack01.rsd Stay out, it's Willie's time. This dialogue is filtered.
willie/w_doorbell_wil_shack02.rsd This isn't, this isn't right at all. This dialogue is filtered.
willie/w_doorbell_wil_shack03.rsd Unless you're a bonnie Scottish lass in a bonnie wee kilt, shove off! This dialogue is filtered.
willie/w_doorbell_wil_shack04.rsd Aw, look what you've gone and done. I've burnt me haggis! This dialogue is filtered.
willie/w_doorbell_wil_shack05.rsd Unless ye be from the sweepstakes, sod off! This dialogue is filtered.
willie/w_idlereply_wil_bagpipe.rsd Oh, my delicate hands are chapped from cleaning the puke all day!
willie/w_idlereply_wil_corn.rsd Auch, I'll never want to see another mouthful of creamed corn as long as I live.
willie/w_idlereply_wil_fingers.rsd I got a bad case of haggis breath, so stand back laddy!
willie/w_idlereply_wil_french.rsd Ah, it's a great day for beating up an English toff!
willie/w_idlereply_wil_grease.rsd There's nary a man alive who can outrun a greased Scotsman.
willie/w_idlereply_wil_little.rsd Run along wee ones, I've got no time for your nonsense.
willie/w_idlereply_wil_mother.rsd I've got to get home, the Glasgow Derby kicks off in three minutes!
willie/w_idlereply_wil_novel.rsd In Scotland, I had a PhD... in rioting!
willie/w_idlereply_wil_sequin.rsd Eh, the kilt's just for day-to-day wear. In battle, we donned a full ball gown, covered in sequins!
willie/w_idlereply_wil_soccer.rsd My father just lost an arm in a soccer riot.