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Milhouse Van Houten

This page has transcriptions of Milhouse Van Houten's dialogue.

conversations Folder

File Transcription
conversations/c_bonestorm_2_convinit_mil_l2m1.rsd I'm standing right here, Bart.
conversations/c_bonestorm_4_convinit_mil_l2m1.rsd You better get out of here, Bart. Principal Skinner's looking for everyone that skipped school today, and when you're caught, it's expulsion, Bart. Expulsion!
conversations/c_count_1_noboxconv_mil_l1r1.rsd Three, two, one!
conversations/c_count_1_noboxconv_mil_l2r1.rsd Three, two, one!
conversations/c_count_1_noboxconv_mil_l3r1.rsd Three, two, go!
conversations/c_count_1_noboxconv_mil_l4r1.rsd Uh, the car fumes are making me dizzy, whoa, hah.
conversations/c_count_1_noboxconv_mil_l5r1.rsd Three, two, one, drive!
conversations/c_count_1_noboxconv_mil_l6r1.rsd Three, two, one!
conversations/c_count_3_noboxconv_mil_l4r1.rsd Three, two... hacking cough, wheezing ...one! Uch.
conversations/c_fail2_3_noboxconv_mil_l6r2.rsd I can hear you!
conversations/c_intro_2_convinit_mil_l1r1.rsd Patty and Selma won't give me a license to ride a bike without safety wheels, unless I run the driving tests.
conversations/c_intro_2_convinit_mil_l2r1.rsd I rescheduled; the DMV has us all doing these stupid races. This state should get some child labor laws.
conversations/c_intro_2_convinit_mil_l3r1.rsd It's not so bad, I get a green cookie on Saint Patrick's Day... it comes out of my paycheck.
conversations/c_intro_2_convinit_mil_l4r1.rsd Patty and Selma trapped me in debt slavery, so I'm doing their job for them now.
conversations/c_intro_2_convinit_mil_l5r1.rsd Your nachos have hair in them!
conversations/c_intro_2_convinit_mil_l6r1.rsd I've decided to buckle under and accept it. The money I earn goes toward my dad's child support payments.
conversations/c_intro_4_convinit_mil_l4r1.rsd You have to win these races and you'll get yourself a new car, or something. I don't know, I'm so tired.
conversations/c_intro_4_convinit_mil_l5r1.rsd OK. Well, you have to race now.
conversations/c_noiseland_2_convinit_mil_l3m2.rsd Uh, I haven't seen him. Hey, can I buy you a frozen yogurt? I'll throw in two dry toppings or one wet topping!
conversations/c_noiseland_4_convinit_mil_l3m2.rsd Well, he might be at Wall E. Weasel's; he likes the smell of the ball cage.
conversations/c_sign_1_convinit_mil_l3m2.rsd Hi Lisa! My, your hair looks pointy today.
conversations/c_sign_3_convinit_mil_l3m2.rsd So, Lisa, do you have a date for the harvest dance?
conversations/c_sign_5_convinit_mil_l3m2.rsd It's never a good time! pathetic sobbing
conversations/c_store_1_convinit_mil_l3m2.rsd Oh, hi, Lisa! Huh, fancy meeting you here!
conversations/c_store_3_convinit_mil_l3m2.rsd Uh, I heard Bart might be out by the Springfield sign. Perhaps you'd like to share some chewing gum?
conversations/c_weasel_2_convinit_mil_l3m2.rsd Lisa, what a coincidence! Hey, is that a new dress?
conversations/c_weasel_4_convinit_mil_l3m2.rsd sigh I think he's at the Planet Hype.

milhouse Folder

File Transcription
milhouse/p_hitbyc_mil_01.rsd grunt I swallowed my retainer.
milhouse/p_hitbyc_mil_02.rsd You hurt me! Nothing gives you that right!
milhouse/p_hitbyc_mil_03.rsd Stop!
milhouse/p_hitbyc_mil_04.rsd Ow! That hurt!
milhouse/p_hitbyw_mil_01.rsd Hey, hey, hey! There's enough Milhouse for everyone!
milhouse/p_hitbyw_mil_02.rsd Oh, good. Another bully.
milhouse/p_hitbyw_mil_dad.rsd I'm telling Weekend Dad!
milhouse/p_hitbyw_mil_wedgie.rsd Frottage is a crime!
milhouse/p_hitbyw_mil_why.rsd *sigh *Why am I so hated?
milhouse/p_nhitbyc_mil_01.rsd Why don't you watch where you're going?!
milhouse/p_nhitbyc_mil_02.rsd Alright, what's the big idea?
milhouse/p_nhitbyc_mil_03.rsd I feel barfy!
milhouse/p_nhitbyc_mil_04.rsd sobbing That scared me!
milhouse/p_nhitbyc_mil_05.rsd Save me, Weekend Dad!
milhouse/p_nhitbyc_mil_06.rsd agonized noises
milhouse/p_nhitbyc_mil_older.rsd pained sound I need new undies!