This page lists transcriptions of all of Homer Simpson's dialogue in The Simpsons: Hit & Run.

conversations Folder

File	Transcription
conversations/c_accuse_1_convinit_hom_l1m7.rsd	C. Montgomery Burns, I know you're guilty. J'accuse! ...sir.
conversations/c_accuse_3_convinit_hom_l1m7.rsd	No! You're spying on Springfield with your black vans and surveillance cameras!
conversations/c_accuse_5_convinit_hom_l1m7.rsd	Whaa! They were only pizza vans? I'm a class five idiot!
conversations/c_adventure_2_convinit_hom_l1m7.rsd	Danger! Mr. Burns, mini cameras, black vans!
conversations/c_adventure_4_convinit_hom_l1m7.rsd	Stupid drunk! Oh no, he's going to warn Burns! I can't believe I'm racing the same guy twice in one day!
conversations/c_ashtray_1_noboxconv_hom_l7m5.rsd	Aw man, my car is gone! And the ashtray was full of pennies! I need another car, fast!
conversations/c_barrel_2_convinit_hom_l7m5.rsd	Mr. Burns, it's me, Homer Simpson!
conversations/c_barrel_4_convinit_hom_l7m5.rsd	Look, I need to get some barrels of radioactive waste to save Springfield from the aliens!
conversations/c_barrel_6_convinit_hom_l7m5.rsd	Not leaf blower aliens, tentacle aliens!
conversations/c_bladder_2_convinit_hom_l1m1.rsd	I got hungry and, it was a fig!
conversations/c_bladder_4_convinit_hom_l1m1.rsd	D'ooohh.
conversations/c_bladder_6_convinit_hom_l1m1.rsd	D'oh!
conversations/c_boards_1_noboxconv_hom_l7m1.rsd	Let's see, I need something to board up the windows... I know, boards!
conversations/c_borrowing_2_convinit_hom_l5.rsd	Borrowing? No! Selling to you at an insanely high price? Yes!
conversations/c_boss_1_noboxconv_hom_l7m4.rsd	Uh oh, it's that black car again! Ooh, it has the speed of a sub-boss combined with the tenacity of a level boss!
conversations/c_buried_1_convinit_hom_l7m4.rsd	I need to find some nuclear waste, and fast!
conversations/c_buried_3_convinit_hom_l7m4.rsd	Good old Mr. Burns, he'll save us! Thank goodness for nuclear waste.
conversations/c_camera_1_convinit_hom_l1m4.rsd	How can I sleep with that camera? Oh, sexy girls could be watching me on the internet! Stupid cameras, you should be smashed! I'll destroy you at your power source! laughter
conversations/c_carjack_2_convinit_hom_l7m6.rsd	Just go!
conversations/c_carjack_4_convinit_hom_l7m6.rsd	Flip you the bird!
conversations/c_chainsaw_1_convinit_hom_l7m1.rsd	Moe, I need your chainsaw to chop up attacking zombies.
conversations/c_chainsaw_3_convinit_hom_l7m1.rsd	Moe, Moe, Moe, shouldn't the weapons go to save people who have loved ones?
conversations/c_chainsaw_5_convinit_hom_l7m1.rsd	I think I've made my point.
conversations/c_churro2_2_convinit_hom_l1m3.rsd	No time, tell me where to find Mr. Smithers!
conversations/c_churro_4_convinit_hom_l1m3.rsd	I'm gonna need a car with a little more junk in the trunk if I'm gonna take him out!
conversations/c_clever_1_convinit_hom_l7m5.rsd	Uh oh, it's that evil black car! I've got to get that waste before he wastes me!
conversations/c_complete_2_convinit_hom_l7r3.rsd	Good luck finding brains to eat!
conversations/c_congrats_1_convinit_hom_l1.rsd	Hey Apu, gimme a cola and I need another bucket of ice cream with mini pies.
conversations/c_congrats_3_convinit_hom_l1.rsd	Oh I probably ate it, I don't remember stuff too good.
conversations/c_convertible_2_noboxconv_hom_l1m3.rsd	That's what you get for expecting me to do the job for which I am paid.
conversations/c_cooler_1_convinit_hom_l1m2.rsd	Uh, you remember that cooler I gave you for your birthday? Well, Flanders wants it back.
conversations/c_culprit_2_convinit_hom_l1m2.rsd	Culprit, eh?
conversations/c_culprit_4_convinit_hbn_l1m2.rsd	Oh no, I borrowed all of Flanders' stuff! Quick, think of an excuse to get out of here!
conversations/c_culprit_5_convinit_hom_l1m2.rsd	Uh, excuse me, I think I have to go... shuck some... corn.
conversations/c_defile_2_convinit_hom_l6m7.rsd	What? This is Duff's worst disgrace since Duff Ice! It's time to use my secret weapon; remember when I told you I sold my old car so you could go to college?
conversations/c_defile_4_convinit_hom_l6m7.rsd	It was a lie!
conversations/c_errands_1_convinit_hom_l7.rsd	Mr. Smithers, can you help me out? There's some scary, weird, godless, fascinating stuff going on!
conversations/c_errands_3_convinit_hom_l7.rsd	Whatever, just give me the mission.
conversations/c_firstaid_1_convinit_hom_l7m1.rsd	Flanders, gimme your first aid kit!
conversations/c_firstaid_3_convinit_hom_l7m1.rsd	Look, just rub a bible on 'em.
conversations/c_firstaid_5_convinit_hom_l7m1.rsd	Who am I, Dr. Science?
conversations/c_garters_1_convinit_hom_l7b1.rsd	Here you go, Mr. Smithers!
conversations/c_garters_3_convinit_hom_l7b1.rsd	Hmm, what next?
conversations/c_heehee_1_convinit_hom_l5m3.rsd	Thank you, come again! Hee hee hee!
conversations/c_icecream_2_convinit_hom_l1.rsd	Well, must have been one of our kids... probably Milhouse.
conversations/c_inhaler_1_noboxconv_hom_l1m2.rsd	OK, last one. Now where did I leave Rod's stupid inhaler? ...duh, on top of the Duff truck!
conversations/c_intro_1_convinit_hom_l1r1.rsd	Milhouse, you little weiner, what are you doing here?
conversations/c_intro_1_convinit_hom_l1r2.rsd	I know you, you're the kid that sells me bootleg CDs on the street corner!
conversations/c_intro_1_convinit_hom_l1r3.rsd	Hello, little son of the police chief little angel.
conversations/c_intro_1_convinit_hom_l7r1.rsd	Hey, zombie! They have you working at the DMV now?
conversations/c_intro_1_convinit_hom_l7r2.rsd	If I win this, you have to promise not to eat my brains.
conversations/c_intro_1_convinit_hom_l7r3.rsd	OK, living dead, let's do this! And get back to trying to kill each other.
conversations/c_intro_3_convinit_hom_l7r1.rsd	Thank you, I do have nice brains.
conversations/c_jug_1_convinit_hom_l1.rsd	Hey, I know you! You're in my dumb guy support group! Mind if I borrow your truck for a while?
conversations/c_jug_3_convinit_hom_l1.rsd	Fine, I'll help you with your hillbilly chores.
conversations/c_jug_5_convinit_hom_l1.rsd	Woohoo!
conversations/c_mower_1_noboxconv_hom_l1m2.rsd	What's next? Flanders' cooler, I gave it to Barney!
conversations/c_muscles_1_convinit_hom_l7b1.rsd	What does he need this for?
conversations/c_muscles_3_convinit_hom_l7b1.rsd	Hehh, great. Gotta go!
conversations/c_neighbor_2_convinit_hom_l1m2.rsd	Why me? I'm the world's greatest neighbor! I even have a mug to that effect.
conversations/c_nuclear_2_convinit_hom_l7m3.rsd	Uh, and how does that affect me?
conversations/c_nuclear_4_convinit_hom_l7m3.rsd	And?
conversations/c_nuclear_6_convinit_hom_l7m3.rsd	What a hero! And I never knew his name.
conversations/c_nuclear_8_convinit_hom_l7m3.rsd	Are you still here?
conversations/c_picture_1_noboxconv_hom_l1m2.rsd	Almost done! Now I need Flanders' stupid picture of his stupid family!
conversations/c_plant_1_noboxconv_hom_l7m2.rsd	The power plant? But I'm bored of this level.
conversations/c_plowking_1_convinit_hom_l1.rsd	Barney, can I borrow the Plow King?
conversations/c_plowking_3_convinit_hom_l1.rsd	Whatever.
conversations/c_probe2_1_convinit_hom_l7m2.rsd	Hey, you there, Smelly Sam. What's goin' on?
conversations/c_probe2_3_convinit_hom_l7m2.rsd	But that's real!
conversations/c_probe2_5_convinit_hom_l7m2.rsd	What's with the cool black car?
conversations/c_probe2_7_convinit_hom_l7m2.rsd	The gift of life is wasted on you.
conversations/c_probe_9_convinit_hom_l7m2.rsd	I got plenty of those!
conversations/c_project_2_convinit_hom_l1m1.rsd	Ohh, do I have to?
conversations/c_project_4_convinit_hom_l1m1.rsd	And I have to go to work?
conversations/c_psychoticonversations/c_1_convinit_hom_l7m1.rsd	Now to kick some zombie butt, with a little help from my most psychotic friend, Moe.
conversations/c_return_1_noboxconv_hom_l1m2.rsd	Now to return this stuff before the cops find me, sitting around talking to myself.
conversations/c_reward_1_convinit_hom_l1m2.rsd	Flanders, look! I found your missing stuff. Now, about the reward.
conversations/c_reward_3_convinit_hom_l1m2.rsd	Stupid Flanders, getting happiness from religion.
conversations/c_sacrifice_1_convinit_hom_l7m7.rsd	Where'd you get that sweet ride?
conversations/c_sacrifice_3_convinit_hom_l7m7.rsd	Gimme a lift, I gotta save Springfield!
conversations/c_sacrifice_5_convinit_hom_l7m7.rsd	We'll see, dad, we'll see
conversations/c_scorpion_2_convinit_hom_l1m3.rsd	scream He'll find my scorpion farm! Then where will my scorpions live? Only one person can help me, Lenny!
conversations/c_sharing_2_convinit_hom_l1m6.rsd	Marge, you know I abhor crazy plans. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go spy on my boss.
conversations/c_skeleton_1_convinit_hom_l1m5.rsd	So, Mr. Burns is behind all this. Evil spying is so like him, that wrinkled old monkey skeleton!
conversations/c_sleep_1_convinit_hom_l1m4.rsd	Finally, I can get some sleep.
conversations/c_sleep_3_convinit_hom_l1m4.rsd	D'oh!
conversations/c_son_2_convinit_hom_l2.rsd	Why should I give you that?
conversations/c_son_4_convinit_hom_l2.rsd	laughter Pay up, sucker!
conversations/c_son_6_convinit_hom_l2.rsd	Yeah, I guess I am.
conversations/c_there_1_noboxconv_hom_l1m7.rsd	There he is!
conversations/c_tooth_1_convinit_hom_l7b1.rsd	Doc Wunderstein's Tooth Power!
conversations/c_tooth_3_convinit_hom_l7b1.rsd	Eheh, gross. What next?
conversations/c_toxiconversations/c_1_noboxconv_hom_l7m3.rsd	Hehe, boy, talk about thinning the nerd. Heheheheh, if I'm gonna kill those town-filming, black car-driving, cola-poisoning, laser-distributing reality show-filming monsters, I'm gonna need some more toxic waste!
conversations/c_violent_1_convinit_hom_l1m6.rsd	Mr. Burns is spying on everybody! We've got to follow him!
conversations/c_violent_3_convinit_hom_l1m6.rsd	But that game sounds awesome!
conversations/c_violent_5_convinit_hom_l1m6.rsd	I guess.
conversations/c_zombie_2_convinit_hom_l7m1.rsd	Not now, Lisa, I'm trying to listen to the baseball game!
conversations/c_zombie_4_convinit_hom_l7m1.rsd	Oh alright, I'll get us some survival supplies. Stupid Brockman, getting eaten by zombies!

homer Folder

File	Transcription
homer/d_air_hom_01.rsd	Just call me Air Homer!
homer/d_air_hom_02.rsd	So long, suckers!
homer/d_air_hom_03.rsd	Eat my dust!
homer/d_air_hom_04.rsd	Woohoo, alright!
homer/d_air_hom_05.rsd	USA, USA!
homer/d_arrive_hom_01.rsd	Alright!
homer/d_arrive_hom_02.rsd	Way to ignore the speed limit!
homer/d_arrive_hom_03.rsd	Sweet!
homer/d_bcrash_hom_01.rsd	D'oh!
homer/d_bcrash_hom_02.rsd	Ow, my neck!
homer/d_bcrash_hom_03.rsd	Ow, my ass!
homer/d_bcrash_hom_04.rsd	Ow, my head!
homer/d_bcrash_hom_05.rsd	I have no insurance!
homer/d_bcrash_hom_06.rsd	Ohh, I swallowed my gum!
homer/d_bcrash_hom_07.rsd	Lousy, rotten karmic retribution!
homer/d_bcrash_hom_08.rsd	I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer!
homer/d_break_hom_01.rsd	Take that!
homer/d_break_hom_04.rsd	Comin' through!
homer/d_break_hom_05.rsd	Outta control!
homer/d_break_hom_06.rsd	Oaoah, outta control!
homer/d_break_hom_07.rsd	I am excellente!
homer/d_burn_hom_01.rsd	I'm a lean, mean speed thingy!
homer/d_burn_hom_02.rsd	Ooh, the vibration's tickling my feet.
homer/d_burn_hom_03.rsd	Eat my dust!
homer/d_burn_hom_04.rsd	Let's do this thing!
homer/d_carway_hom_01.rsd	Move it!
homer/d_carway_hom_02.rsd	Move it!
homer/d_carway_hom_03.rsd	Get outta my way, jerkass!
homer/d_carway_hom_04.rsd	Can't you see I'm driving here?
homer/d_carway_hom_driving.rsd	Tsk tsk tsk tsk. Reckless driving is my pet peeve.
homer/d_carway_hom_felonies.rsd	I have road rage and I know how to use it!
homer/d_damage_hom_01.rsd	D'oh!
homer/d_damage_hom_02.rsd	I'm not a very good driver.
homer/d_damage_hom_03.rsd	Let's see you do better!
homer/d_damage_hom_takeit.rsd	Wow, this car sure can take a beating.
homer/d_dcar_hom_01.rsd	I feel bad about myself
homer/d_dcar_hom_02.rsd	OK, that's a lawsuit.
homer/d_dcar_hom_03.rsd	That was so painful!
homer/d_dcar_hom_04.rsd	Why me!
homer/d_door_hom_01.rsd	What part of "get in" don't you understand?
homer/d_door_hom_brain.rsd	Heehee! You're dumber than me!
homer/d_door_hom_pink.rsd	The door's locked and I'm too lazy to open it.
homer/d_door_hom_side.rsd	That's the wrong side!
homer/d_hitp_hom_01.rsd	Take that!
homer/d_hitp_hom_02.rsd	Please don't sue!
homer/d_hitp_hom_03.rsd	Mistakes were made!
homer/d_hitp_hom_04.rsd	D'oh!
homer/d_hitp_hom_05.rsd	I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer!
homer/d_mcrash_hom_01.rsd	Watch it, I almost spilt my sundae!
homer/d_mcrash_hom_02.rsd	Learn to drive, dumbass!
homer/d_mcrash_hom_03.rsd	That hurt.
homer/d_mcrash_hom_04.rsd	Vengeance will be mine!
homer/d_missp_hom_01.rsd	Get out of my way, jerkass!
homer/d_missp_hom_02.rsd	I'll run ya down!
homer/d_missp_hom_03.rsd	Outta control!
homer/d_missp_hom_04.rsd	No offense, buddy!
homer/d_time_hom_01.rsd	Hurry up, I have to pee!
homer/d_time_hom_02.rsd	Get the lead out.
homer/p_hitbyc_hom_01.rsd	Ow, my neck!
homer/p_hitbyc_hom_02.rsd	Ow, my ass!
homer/p_hitbyc_hom_03.rsd	Ow, my head!
homer/p_hitbyc_hom_04.rsd	Ouch!
homer/p_hitbyc_hom_05.rsd	Ow!
homer/p_hitbyc_hom_06.rsd	Hey!
homer/p_hitbyc_hom_07.rsd	Ouch!
homer/p_hitbyc_hom_08.rsd	Oww!
homer/p_hitbyw_hom_01.rsd	What the-!
homer/p_hitbyw_hom_04.rsd	Thanks a lot.
homer/p_hitbyw_hom_07.rsd	What the-!
homer/p_hitbyw_hom_10.rsd	Why you little!
homer/p_hitbyw_hom_11.rsd	Oof!
homer/p_hitbyw_hom_12.rsd	D'oh!
homer/p_hitbyw_hom_13.rsd	scream
homer/p_hitbyw_hom_14.rsd	Ow, stop it!
homer/p_hitbyw_hom_15.rsd	Ooch!
homer/p_hitbyw_hom_91.rsd	Aahow!
homer/p_hitbyw_hom_92.rsd	Ow!
homer/p_hitbyw_hom_93.rsd	That was so painful!
homer/p_hitbyw_hom_94.rsd	No officer, I haven't been drinking.
homer/p_nhitbyc_hom_01.rsd	Son of a-!
homer/p_nhitbyc_hom_02.rsd	Hey, what's up with that!
homer/p_nhitbyc_hom_03.rsd	Hey!
homer/p_nhitbyc_hom_04.rsd	What's up with that!
homer/p_nhitbyc_hom_05.rsd	What's up with that!
homer/w_activate_hom_buttons.rsd	Woohoo! I love senselessly pushing things!
homer/w_activate_hom_press.rsd	Oh, I hope "do not press" means "press right away"!
homer/w_activate_hom_thing.rsd	Thingy goes up!
homer/w_activate_hom_what.rsd	What's this do?
homer/w_aidestroy_hom_01.rsd	Everyone sucks but me-ee.
homer/w_aidestroy_hom_02.rsd	Homer, Homer, Homer!
homer/w_aidestroy_hom_03.rsd	You think you're better than me!
homer/w_aidestroy_hom_04.rsd	In your face!
homer/w_air_hom_01.rsd	Just call me Air Homer!
homer/w_air_hom_02.rsd	So long, suckers!
homer/w_air_hom_03.rsd	Eat my dust!
homer/w_air_hom_04.rsd	Woohoo, alright!
homer/w_arrive_hom_01.rsd	Woohoo! You should be in Cannonball Run!
homer/w_arrive_hom_02.rsd	Way to ignore the speed limit!
homer/w_arrive_hom_03.rsd	Your driving is adequate, but lacks passion.
homer/w_arrive_hom_04.rsd	That was easy as pie. ...mmm, eggs over easy...
homer/w_arrive_hom_04a.rsd	That was easy as pie. ...mmm, eggs over easy...
homer/w_arrive_hom_drunk.rsd	When this is over, I'm hittin' the sauce!
homer/w_askfood_hom_01.rsd	I need food that's flavorful, yet supple to the touch.
homer/w_askfood_hom_blood.rsd	My blood cholesterol is low, gimme a recharge!
homer/w_askfood_hom_burrito.rsd	I'm looking for something in a breakfast burrito.
homer/w_askfood_hom_chest.rsd	Whatever food doesn't kill me makes me stronger.
homer/w_askfood_hom_content.rsd	What do you have that is high in both fat and alcohol content?
homer/w_askfood_hom_fatty.rsd	I need a selection of fatty treats, please.
homer/w_askfood_hom_holiday.rsd	What do you have that will tantalize my very discerning palate?
homer/w_askride_hom_getme.rsd	Can you come and get me? I'll pay you in back rubs!
homer/w_askride_hom_getmea.rsd	Can you come and get me? I'll pay you in back rubs!
homer/w_askride_hom_getmeb.rsd	Can you come and get me? I'll pay you in back rubs!
homer/w_askride_hom_getmec.rsd	Can you come and get me? I'll pay you in back rubs!
homer/w_askride_hom_sleeping.rsd	I need your help, my car is um... sleeping.
homer/w_bcrash_hom_01.rsd	OK, that's a lawsuit.
homer/w_bcrash_hom_02.rsd	Lousy, rotten karmic retribution!
homer/w_bcrash_hom_03.rsd	I have no insurance!
homer/w_bcrash_hom_04.rsd	Ohh, now I have a wedgie!
homer/w_breakca_hom_firework.rsd	Marge will clean this mess up later.
homer/w_breakca_hom_smart.rsd	If you're so smart, how come I broke you?
homer/w_breakca_hom_smash.rsd	It's not like anyone likes these things.
homer/w_breakca_hom_stupid.rsd	Haha! Stupid like a fox!
homer/w_break_hom_01.rsd	Looks harder than it is.
homer/w_break_hom_02.rsd	Woohoo!
homer/w_break_hom_03.rsd	I didn't do it!
homer/w_break_hom_04.rsd	Bart did it.
homer/w_break_hom_05.rsd	I blame society.
homer/w_break_hom_06.rsd	Nothing lasts forever.
homer/w_break_hom_06a.rsd	Nothing lasts forever.
homer/w_break_hom_07.rsd	Possessions are fleeting.
homer/w_break_hom_herea.rsd	Uh, it was like that when I got here.
homer/w_burn_hom_01.rsd	I'm a lean, mean speed thingy!
homer/w_burn_hom_02.rsd	Ooh, the vibration's tickling my feet.
homer/w_burn_hom_03.rsd	Eat my dust!
homer/w_burn_hom_04.rsd	Hee hee hee hee heehee!
homer/w_card_hom_01.rsd	Hoh, that was too easy!
homer/w_card_hom_02.rsd	That was too easy!
homer/w_card_hom_cool.rsd	I can sell this on the internet!
homer/w_card_hom_drinker.rsd	Me wanty!
homer/w_card_hom_sweet.rsd	Sweet, sweet obsessive collecting.
homer/w_char_hom_09.rsd	Why you little!
homer/w_char_hom_10.rsd	Rrrgh!
homer/w_char_hom_11.rsd	Hii-ya!
homer/w_char_hom_12.rsd	Yeah!
homer/w_char_hom_god.rsd	I keep making God madder and madder.
homer/w_char_hom_heal.rsd	Don't worry, that should heal fast.
homer/w_char_hom_jerkbag.rsd	Outta my way, chump!
homer/w_char_hom_older.rsd	An older boy told me to do it.
homer/w_damage_hom_01.rsd	D'oh!
homer/w_damage_hom_02.rsd	Oh, I think I broke something.
homer/w_damage_hom_03.rsd	Ow, my neck!
homer/w_damage_hom_04.rsd	Watch it!
homer/w_dcar_hom_01.rsd	I feel bad about myself
homer/w_dcar_hom_02.rsd	OK, that's a lawsuit.
homer/w_dcar_hom_03.rsd	That was so painful!
homer/w_dcar_hom_04.rsd	Why me!
homer/w_dodge_hom_01.rsd	Son of a-!
homer/w_dodge_hom_02.rsd	Hey, what's up with that!
homer/w_dodge_hom_03.rsd	Hey!
homer/w_dodge_hom_04.rsd	What the-!
homer/w_dodge_hom_05.rsd	What the-!
homer/w_dodge_hom_06.rsd	What the-!
homer/w_fall_hom_01.rsd	scream
homer/w_fall_hom_02.rsd	Homer go boom!
homer/w_fall_hom_jebus.rsd	Save me, Jebus!
homer/w_fall_hom_super.rsd	Save me, Duffman!
homer/w_fall_hom_whee.rsd	Whee!
homer/w_gic_hom_01.rsd	Well, it's about time!
homer/w_gic_hom_legs.rsd	I love to sit!
homer/w_gic_hom_nachos.rsd	Hey, I found my lost nachos!
homer/w_gic_hom_roll.rsd	Let's roll!
homer/w_goc_hom_here.rsd	Oh, I forgot my mission.
homer/w_goc_hom_horse.rsd	Aw, I wish I had a dog with a saddle.
homer/w_goc_hom_legs.rsd	Oh yeah, stretch the legs and the crotch.
homer/w_goc_hom_walk.rsd	Walk? That wasn't part of the deal!
homer/w_greeting_hom_01.rsd	My name is Homer.
homer/w_greeting_hom_hanging.rsd	How's it hangin'?
homer/w_greeting_hom_happen.rsd	What's up?
homer/w_hitbyc_hom_01.rsd	Ow, my neck!
homer/w_hitbyc_hom_02.rsd	Ow, my ass!
homer/w_hitbyc_hom_03.rsd	Ow, my head!
homer/w_hitbyc_hom_04.rsd	Ouch!
homer/w_hitp_hom_01.rsd	Take that!
homer/w_hitp_hom_02.rsd	Please don't sue!
homer/w_hitp_hom_03.rsd	Mistakes were made!
homer/w_hitp_hom_04.rsd	D'oh!
homer/w_hitp_hom_05.rsd	I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer!
homer/w_hitp_hom_06.rsd	Yeah!
homer/w_hitp_hom_07.rsd	Take this!
homer/w_hitp_hom_08.rsd	Uwah!
homer/w_mcrash_hom_01.rsd	Watch it, I almost spilt my sundae!
homer/w_mcrash_hom_02.rsd	Learn to drive, dumbass!
homer/w_mcrash_hom_03.rsd	That hurt.
homer/w_mcrash_hom_04.rsd	Vengeance will be mine!
homer/w_mcrash_hom_05.rsd	D'oh!
homer/w_mcrash_hom_50.rsd	Learn to drive, ya dumbass!
homer/w_mfail_hom_01.rsd	D'oh!
homer/w_mfail_hom_02.rsd	D'oh!
homer/w_mfail_hom_03.rsd	D'oh!
homer/w_mfail_hom_04.rsd	Nooooo!
homer/w_mfail_hom_05.rsd	D'oh, sad clown, why do you torment me so?
homer/w_mfail_hom_06.rsd	Aw, this video game su-ucks!
homer/w_missp_hom_01.rsd	Get out of my way, jerkass!
homer/w_missp_hom_02.rsd	I'll run ya down!
homer/w_missp_hom_03.rsd	Outta control!
homer/w_missp_hom_04.rsd	No offense, buddy!
homer/w_mstart_hom_01.rsd	Let's do this thing!
homer/w_mstart_hom_02.rsd	Piece o' cake! ...mmm, cake...
homer/w_mstart_hom_03.rsd	It's crashing time!
homer/w_mstart_hom_04.rsd	Sweet!
homer/w_mvic_hom_01.rsd	We're number one! We're number one!
homer/w_mvic_hom_02.rsd	I'm king of the world!
homer/w_mvic_hom_03.rsd	Everyone sucks but me.
homer/w_mvic_hom_04.rsd	In your face!
homer/w_mvic_hom_05.rsd	I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!
homer/w_mvic_hom_06.rsd	In your face! Woohoo!
homer/w_mvic_hom_07.rsd	I'm so talented, and good-looking!
homer/w_mvic_hom_30.rsd	Hoh, that was too easy!
homer/w_newai_hom_01.rsd	Another one?
homer/w_newai_hom_02.rsd	Lousy generic villains!
homer/w_newai_hom_comeon.rsd	Oh, come on!
homer/w_newai_hom_dare.rsd	Face King Homer, if you dare!
homer/w_newai_hom_imagine.rsd	The important thing is I'm not imagining these guys!
homer/w_objectw_hom_01.rsd	You mean I gotta get more?
homer/w_objectw_hom_07.rsd	Where am I gonna put all these?
homer/w_objectw_hom_09.rsd	Oh, I wanted a peanut.
homer/w_objectw_hom_11.rsd	Just a few more!
homer/w_objectw_hom_14.rsd	Woohoo!
homer/w_objectw_hom_15.rsd	Woohoo!
homer/w_passed_hom_cheat.rsd	He used a cheat code!
homer/w_passed_hom_duff.rsd	As soon as I'm done scratching myself, you're history!
homer/w_passed_hom_gum.rsd	Damn it, I dropped my kebab!
homer/w_passed_hom_hate.rsd	Homer hates losing! Homer smash!
homer/w_pass_hom_chance.rsd	Eat my dust, dust-eater!
homer/w_pass_hom_shoe.rsd	And people say I'm slow... wait a minute, that was an insult!
homer/w_pass_hom_suck.rsd	2, 4, 6, 8! You suck, I'm great! La da, dada! You I hate!
homer/w_pass_hom_suckadlib.rsd	2, 4, 6, 8! You suck, I'm great! La da, dada! You are the one I... hate.
homer/w_pass_hom_target.rsd	Stay on target, stay on target!
homer/w_ridereply_hom_01.rsd	OK, I didn't ask for your life story.
homer/w_ridereply_hom_02.rsd	Ooh, can I come?
homer/w_ridereply_hom_burns.rsd	Driving people around has become tiresome... oh, OK.
homer/w_ridereply_hom_census.rsd	Oh, sure, use me for my car!
homer/w_ridereply_hom_computer.rsd	Did you know your breath smells like fried pork? Oh wait, that's the phone receiver. ...mmm, pork phone...
homer/w_ridereply_hom_example.rsd	Now this is a perfect example of why democracy will never work in this country.
homer/w_ridereply_hom_fire.rsd	OK, just let me fake my death here at the plant and I'll be right over.
homer/w_ridereply_hom_gravy.rsd	Whoa, that last glass of gravy really made my chest hurt. I guess a drive would feel good.
homer/w_ridereply_hom_sober.rsd	OK, I promised Marge I wouldn't come home drunk, so I need to drive around until I sober up.
homer/w_ridereply_hom_spider.rsd	I wanna help, but... there's a spider near my car keys. Whew, never mind, it's gone.
homer/w_ridereply_hom_tv.rsd	If I had a dollar for every call asking me for a ride, I'd have one dollar!
homer/w_ridereply_hom_way.rsd	I'm on my way!
homer/w_ridereply_hom_waya.rsd	I'm on my way!
homer/w_springboard_hom_bouncy.rsd	Bouncy bouncy!
homer/w_springboard_hom_soaring.rsd	Ooh, I'm soaring like a candy wrapper in an updraft!
homer/w_springboard_hom_whee.rsd	Whee!
homer/w_springboard_hom_whoa.rsd	Whoa!
homer/w_tail_hom_01.rsd	So long, suckers!
homer/w_tail_hom_02.rsd	Now that's driving!
homer/w_tail_hom_03.rsd	In your face!
homer/w_tail_hom_04.rsd	Hoh, that was too easy!
homer/w_time_hom_01.rsd	Hurry up, I have to pee!
homer/w_time_hom_02.rsd	Get the lead out.
homer/w_time_hom_child.rsd	Hurry up, I'm gonna miss quality network television!
homer/w_time_hom_lobo.rsd	Hurry up, I'm missing No Pants Island!
homer/w_turbo_hom_bikini.rsd	Ouch, my bikini zone's chafing!
homer/w_turbo_hom_chest.rsd	Chest pains, having chest pains!
homer/w_turbo_hom_kids.rsd	gasp Must... never... run... again.
homer/w_turbo_hom_nap.rsd	Wow, I need a disco nap.

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